82 Funny Sungs to Scream Your Love and Laugh

While texting your partner love with a “hi” and a smiley emoji can be more than enough to intrigue them, sometimes it’s nice to have a funny phrase up your sleeve to keep things more interesting.

And if you’re looking for love quotes to start the conversation on whatsapp, know that you’ve come to the right place. These funny lines to make fun of are exactly what you need!

We’ve chosen the funniest and sassy catchphrases that you can use in your next conversation with your love and burst out laughing.

Funny songs to make fun of your love and make you laugh

• Disneyland is said to be the happiest place on the planet. Well, apparently, no one was ever on your side.

• For some reason, I was feeling a little sick today. But when you showed up, you definitely turned me on.

• Is there an airport nearby or is my heart racing?

• Was your father a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

• I was wondering if you have an extra heart. Mine was stolen.

• Besides being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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• Did the sun come out or did you smile at me?

• Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

• Hey, you’re pretty and I’m pretty. Together we would be so cute.

• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been looking for.

• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

• Sorry, were you talking to me? Well, please get started.

• Was your father an ET? Because there’s nothing like you on Earth!

• Was your mother a thief? ‘Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

• Do you have a pencil and an eraser? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

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• Can you take me to the doctor? I just broke my leg falling in love with you.

• Sorry, but you owe me a drink because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

• You must be a broom, ’cause you just left me in the air.

• Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you’re lacking some vitamin in me.

• Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?

• Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.

• Nice shirt! What is it made of, boyfriend material?

• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. My jaw!

• Cupid sent word that he needs his heart back.

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• Your license was suspended for running me over with your smile.

• If I am vinegar, you must be baking soda. ‘Cause you make me feel all bubbly inside!

• Can I accompany you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

• For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I’m still alive, but heaven was brought to me.

• Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I will return it.

• You’re so sweet it even gives me a toothache.

• You’re like my favorite cup of coffee, hot and smacking your lips!

• Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

• You’re not a clothing store, but do you mind if I take a look?

• Do you know what would look great on you? I.

• Do you believe in love at first sight – or should I go back?

• I would flirt with you, but I prefer to seduce you with my weirdness.

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• Tell me your name so I know what to scream tonight.

• You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.

• Are you feeling a little down? I can help you improve if you want.

• I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?

• Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

• Your lips look lonely. He lets me introduce them to mine.

• Are you a firefighter? Because you came in hot and made me wet.

• For some reason, I was feeling a little sick today. But when you showed up, you definitely turned me on.

• Life without you is like a broken pencil…useless.

• I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.

• You’re kind of basically almost always on my mind.

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• Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? ‘Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.

• Hey, can you help me go to the doctor? My heart races when I’m with you.

• Are you a sailor? ‘Cause you sure tied my heart in a knot.

• Are you a free sample? Because I want to taste you again and again, without any feeling of shame.

• You must be a shot of vodka because you hit me hard and turned my world around.

• Shall we save water by taking a shower together?

• This is a nice shirt. Can I convince you otherwise?

• Your hand feels heavy, can I hold it for you?

• You look so familiar… didn’t we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.

• There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you call me!

• If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would have a galaxy on my hands.

• Do you want to be my dirty little secret?

• You’re hotter than the bottom of my Notebook.

• Are you Netflix? Because I could see you for hours.

• I think something is wrong with my cell phone. Could you try calling me to see if it rings?

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• I’ll have to report Spotify… Because I haven’t seen you in my best singles

• Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.

• I’m not a collector, but I really want to keep you forever.

• I should charge you rent for spending so much time in my head.

• Should I stop by again or have you noticed that I’m your soulmate?

• What is this wonderful perfume you are wearing? Oh! It’s just you? I love that.

• I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

• I would take you to the movies, but they don’t allow snacks.

• Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!

• Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

• Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scratched my knees falling for you.

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• I seem to have lost my mobile number. Can I have yours?

• I’m lost. Can you give me instructions for your heart?

• Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my head all day.

• Is your father a terrorist? Because you are a bomb.

• Hello, I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.

• I may not be a genius, but I can make all your dreams come true.

• Are you a dictionary? Because you’re adding meaning to my life.

• I hope you know how to do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, because you took my breath away!

• Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone disappears.

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