If you’re still undecided about the type of man that suits you, today’s test will make it all a little clearer. Of course it’s just a joke, but it’s in the best jokes that we find the greatest truths. Also, after taking the test you will feel more excited; that is, the chances of smiling at someone will increase.
O awesome.club has already taken the test and now wants you to find out which type of man suits you best. Come on!
1. Mythical character
Athletic body. Perfect abs, straight legs, perfect butt. Biceps capable of carrying you in their arms. He has no problem with a sense of humor, health or money. And most importantly, you always find time for your loved one. In real life it just doesn’t exist; It’s just a figment of some people’s imagination.
If you’ve chosen this type of man, better take off your rose-colored glasses and get back to reality.
2. Cute and kind
Handsome, tall and self-satisfied. Urban, extremely concerned with appearance; he doesn’t know how to chop wood or change a tire. Clean, sophisticated and kind. It is always impeccable and it is quite likely that even the nails are always well done. Almost no need for women.
If you chose this type of man, be prepared to say “My God, it’s Apollo” many times.
3. Man-stomach
Full of veins, agile and with a considerable amount of hair. He has no limits with food and is always hungry. He becomes a slave to the woman who knows how to cook. He’ll do anything to get a lasagna or a sandwich.
If you’ve chosen this type of man, get ready to start learning to cook.
4. Everything average
Straight in all respects, like a sausage. It has no weak points or parts that stand out. Not even the butt. Economical and rational. Omnivorous and unpretentious. He likes middle-aged and mid-height women.
If you choose this type of man, you need to be of average height, brown hair, and eliminate tattoos (if any).
5. Almost real character
Slender, moderately strong. Well defined buttocks, big chest and beautiful arms. Moves well, especially when dancing. Fit for all women.
If you’ve chosen this type of man, go to the movies to meet him.
The price varies according to the day, but students pay half. 🙂
6. Gross
Powerful, hairy and firm, if a little hunchbacked. Likes to squeeze everything like a reflex. Talks little. You don’t care what kind of woman you are. Everything within their reach is suitable.
If you have chosen this type of man, just approach; the rest leave it to him.
7. Weak
Scoliosis, inward chest and little hair. A loyal person who doesn’t take up much space. Useful at home and active in life. Indispensable in the garden and vegetable garden.
If you’ve chosen this type of man, get ready to work for something to happen.
8. Brewer
Joker and beer belly. She likes to sing, but not everyone approves of his ability. She knows all the jokes in the world.
If you’ve chosen this type of man, learn to laugh out loud, even when what he says isn’t funny.
9. Adventurer
Concave-convex. Wear a hat and tight pants. He’s been beaten a few times and his self-preservation instinct is atrophied. Always have the most modern cell phone. He is constantly looking for new adventures and adrenaline.
If you have chosen this type of man, better learn to sew hats, jump with a parachute and it is important to already think about the will. Just in case. 🙂
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