If you’re tired of hearing your friends tell you that you look 100 years old, that you swallowed an ancient, or that you were born in the wrong era, chances are you understand some of the following ~dramas~.
1. Just thinking about that family event next weekend gives you anxiety attacks
2. And you do complain about what you want (and quite often)
3. It’s really hard to get along with people your age
4. So, you end up having older friends and/or boyfriends
5. You always utter the maxim: “In my day…”
6. As well as metaphors only your parents and grandparents understand
7. You learned to be more organized and today any mess pisses you off
8. Just like people who talk too loudly
9. Or who make huge posts on social networks
10. By the way, the launch of any technological novelty already makes you apprehensive
11. And whatsapp groups make you prefer death
12. You love any and all innovative housecleaning ideas
13. And taking care of the house is a great pleasure
14. To tell you the truth, you’ve already started collecting plastic crockery and pots (and you didn’t even realize it)
15. And do you have a pet plant or garden to call your own?
16. You are too lazy to go to the mall and prefer to buy everything online
17. But you like to go to the supermarket, the fair or decoration stores
18. You have no idea what the hits are right now
19. And who owns MC Melody
20. But loves listening to those wonderful songs that were released 10 years ago
21. And you don’t care what everyone thinks about it, of course
“I do not care!”
22. You do everything to have a more relaxed routine
23. But you have so many worries and things to do that sleeping early is practically impossible
24. Which doesn’t mean you’re willing to trade your bed for a night out
25. Even if you end up waking up early on the weekend
26. Even because you love to stay at home, enjoying your favorite comfort kit
27. Or watching sugary Netflix movies
28. Not that you’ll be able to stay awake until the end of some, massss…
29. It actually shocks you when people ask you out even on weekdays
“Sleep is cool!”
30. “I’ll take a quick nap and I’ll let you know” is your mantra
31. Why are you always more concerned about resting than partying?
32. And your friends know this very well
33. That’s why they don’t even believe when you promise to go to an event
34. But whenever you have a burst of excitement, everyone is surprised and cheers.
35. After two hours of clubbing, you start to miss your bed
36. Even because you don’t hesitate to say that this is the best place in the world
37. Your feet start to hurt, your clothes start to bother you…
“It’s like you were never young!”
38. And being in the middle of all that crowd becomes desperate
39. All you want right now is the combo: pajamas + tea + slippers
40. You know you’re going to have aches and pains all over your body for days after this ~adventure~
41. That’s when you suggest that the next date be something very quiet
42. “Can it be at home? I never asked you for anything!”
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