32 things you need to know before moving in alone

1🇧🇷 Renting an apartment is not as easy as it seems.

Location, state of the place, guarantor, insurance, proof of income, thinking about furniture…

2. Your friends won’t always visit you, and you might feel lonely…

Sometimes they have to take care of the plants, pay the bills and clean their house too.

3. …but when they come, it’s a blast!

SO FELIIIIIIZZZ <3

4. But, as you live alone, the mess is left for you to clean up

Then maybe you don’t enjoy throwing house parties as much as you thought you would…

5. There are times when noodles get boring, delivery is expensive, and you need to learn how to cook something

But fear not, little grasshopper: here are some very simple ideas for you to try at home, even if you’re too lazy

6. Your doorman can become your best friend…

He knows your schedules, your causes of life and can still give you that help when something starts to leak inside the apartment.

7. Your Parents Were Right: The Bills to Pay Are Endless

IPTU, condominium, water, electricity, gas, Netflix, rent, washing machine installments… Pelamor!

8. And it’s better to turn off the lights so as not to spend

Better not turn anything on while you watch series.

9. Dishes don’t wash themselves – and they still have the power to multiply!

When you lived at your parents’ house, they were always clean and fragrant waiting for you to use them. But there was no magic, my friend.

10. Your weekends can be devoted almost entirely to cleaning

If you can afford a housemaid, that’s great – maybe you’ll waste less time doing this, otherwise you’ll need a good few hours to mop, sweep and dust your little house. and 30m² they will look huge!

11. You will finally understand the need for budget worksheets

It just seems impossible to live without them! They are the reason for your daily organization (or more like a survival guide to adulthood).

12. The passion for decoration takes over your life

Furniture, pictures, television, lamp… Everything makes the place even more with your little face <3. And there's still a way to decorate the rented apartment without irritating the landlord, see?

13. You have to remember to wash clothes before running out of clothes.

Tip: don’t go by the idea of ​​”gather as many parts as possible before using the washing machine”.

14. … as well as changing the sheet 1x/week

You can only have two sets (fitted sheet + pillowcases) to take turns.

15. Toilet paper is the MOST IMPORTANT item in your life

And unfortunately he will only realize this when he to finish🇧🇷 *Tears*

16. It’s good to keep candles in an easily accessible drawer.

It’s okay that almost all cell phones nowadays have flashlights, but better to leave it there as a precaution in an emergency. Or use it to say a prayer to learn how to organize the market list

17. Maybe you need to call your mom to ask what medicine to take

And also asking for a little help with making the rice, using the washing machine and asking when you decided that living alone was a good idea…

18. Trash fills up VERY fast

You will be amazed at its ability to produce garbage!

19. …and they don’t empty themselves, right?

20. You will need a place to store your bills

At least some extracts, proof of residence and other items that you deem essential for your financial health.

21. The harsh reality of having to clean the bathroom

So it is. I don’t know what to say, just feel.

22. Microwave is your best friend

If you use the mother Internet wisely, you can do absolutely anything on this powerful little technological machine.

23. It is unlikely that your bed will always be so tidy

After all, no one is going to bug you about it!

24. You will need a couple of different alarm clocks

Because living alone means having to wake up on your own to go to work or not miss class at college. And if one fails, the other saves you!

“I’m going to have candy for dinner!”

25. Showers burn, machines break and dust is scattered around the house

And you believe that elves have (almost) nothing to do with it?!

26. Plug adapters are essential

No one deserves that three-point take, aff.

27. You will forget about open windows

On a very rainy day. And it will flood the whole house.

28. Picture frames, lots of them

Murals on the wall, Polaroids on the fridge and the like will become part of your cherished decoration of the place you call “home”. 🇧🇷

29. Hair EVERYWHERE

This probably never caught your attention before, but now it will seem that everywhere you look, there are thousands of threads rebelling against your dignified will to keep the house in the tricks🇧🇷

30. You won’t remember where you put things

OH MY GOD, WHERE DID I PUT THAT TOUCH????

31. Animals are great (if you can take care of them)

Loneliness does a human being a damned good, as well as staying at home in peace. A furry company (or not) also brings a few more smiles to your day – and as a bonus, you’ll have someone to talk to at night.

32. That everything is chaotic but incredibly wonderful

Because I own my naaaaariiizz!!!