It doesn’t matter if the purpose is simply to stay at home and do nothing or exchange a lukewarm program with friends for a more agitated night with other companies… job!
1. “I forgot to answer you because I was in the shower”
And you’ve been in the shower for the last 72 hours, that’s for sure.
2. “I didn’t call you back because I was driving”
Only if it was around the globe, right?
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3. “Sorry, I was in a meeting”
You use that excuse so much that no one believes it anymore!
4. “I didn’t receive your email/message/call”
Stop it, seriously.
5. “I’m going to work late today”
And you ran home to watch the soap opera, we know.
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6. “I can’t go, I have my great-uncle’s birthday”
Priorities, right?
7. “I’m just going to take a nap and I’ll let you know”
Guess who didn’t show up until the next day, saying he ended up sleeping through the night? So it is.
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8. “I definitely will! Meet you there!”
But, at the time, a little laziness hit…
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9. “I just realized that I am completely broke”
Agoooooora?
10. “Go on ahead, I’ll be there shortly”
And of course you never arrived.
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11. “I’ll be ready in half an hour”
We know you’re still in your pajamas.
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12. “Oops, I had an unforeseen event here, I’ll call you”
An unforeseen event called “the desire to stay at home”.
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13. “I have a little flu, talk to you later”
God is watching, my friend.
14. “I’m going to sleep at so-and-so’s house, she’s feeling bad and wants to vent”
And you go in high heels and makeup? Yup.
15. “Today I want to stay at home quietly…”
The girl at the club was her twin sister, of course.
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