How to survive astrology talk if you’re not a fan of the subject

In any conversation at the bar or even in ~flirtation~, the question that won’t remain silent is always: “what’s your sign?”. For those who don’t like or don’t understand the subject, this conversation can be very difficult. Among the many variables in the universe of astrology – which is, yes, quite complex -, what you need to know is the “basic characteristics” of each one of them. And then just apply it to the Ascendant, the Moon, Venus, Mars, Jupiter… What matters is never missing the joke!

Basic information about the signs to be able to start a conversation without looking like a landscape:

Aries

The person of this sign is, for those who know about the paraunauê, an explosive being. You know that irritable friend of yours, who loves a ~bullshit~ and doesn’t have the patience for someone just starting out? You can bet there’s an Aries feel to it.

Bull

It’s the needy one, who is always right and hungry in the group. Incidentally, this mania for being right also results in an absurd stubbornness. And a little bit of jealousy of your partner, friends and family. No making new friends and leaving her aside, the bug will get!

Twins

It is the sign of communication, change and sincerity. The person talks, talks and talks some more, but he always has something interesting to say – and some not very nice truths that nobody asked and he will tell anyway.

Cancer

It is the most “painful” sign of the zodiac. It’s that person who is always hurt/upset/offended/annoyed by something or someone. She cries, suffers, makes drama and is mega sentimental.

Lion

Possibly you have already managed to identify the human being of this sign without any description: he attracts attention anyway. She is a proud, pompous, self-centered person who always has the most amazing hair in the room – after all, her mane is all her power!

Virgin

Perfectionist. Organization is the golden rule of this sign’s life, so don’t even try to mess up his desk just “to see what happens”. Serious.

Lb

The scale that represents Libras is no coincidence: they have an absolute sense of justice. Some will say that what they really like is a good fight, others will say that it’s just to show how indecisive they can be.

Scorpion

Two words to help you with this: sex and revenge. Think of a person who ~knows how to seduce~ like no one else and, at the same time, always has names written down in the notebook of sorrows. Scorpios never forget (or forgive)!

Sagittarius

It’s no wonder that Sagittarians are the sign of “fire in the ass”: it’s a unique restlessness to do anything at any time. Adventurous, extroverted, or impatient, whichever you prefer, they get bored rather easily and have a ~little problem~ with chilling out.

Capricorn

He’s had enough talking about his job, financial stability, planning for the future and how long it will take to buy his own apartment. Some say it’s the ′′ coxinha ′′ sign of the zodiac.

Aquarium

They can be seen as both cold and detached. An “open-minded” people, different, innovative, baroque, etc. Aquarians (and Aquarians) are the worst crushes to have in life – you never know what they are feeling!

Fish

Perhaps one of the most ~controversial~ of the zodiac, Pisceans are extremely sensitive and absolutely flighty people. They clearly live in a universe that does not match that of others – which does not prevent them from having expectations and charging for reasons that do not exist.