Funny Good Afternoon Phrases: have fun with the best ones!

Good evening! Missing the time when our concern was the louse, not the coronavirus…

I dream a lot because it’s still free… Because if I had to pay, my poor bank account! Good afternoon.

Good evening! Rest assured… Everything passes, even if it is over your dreams, but it passes.

Story of my life: waking up at noon with the same sleep I would have if I had woken up in the morning… What’s the point? Good evening!

Good evening! According to my calculations, this month I need a financial miracle.

Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can ask someone else to do today. Good evening!

Good evening! If shadowing was worth money, I’d probably be rich today.

I think I’m a cat, because what have people taking care of my life… Not even seven of them would be enough. Good evening!

Good evening! I don’t believe I’m boring, people have bad taste.

Tell me who you hang out with, and I’ll tell you if I have the patience to accompany you. Good evening!

Good evening! It’s not laziness, I’m just avoiding fatigue…

If even a foot in the ass throws you forward, who am I to be discouraged! Good afternoon.

Good evening! When my life is limping, I remember yours that is much worse and I even get a little excited!

There’s nothing like answering a good morning with a good afternoon… This one only understands those who like to sleep more than bed!

Good evening! Want to make me happy? So, make me a PIX or pay my bills.

Understand, my patience is like money: I don’t have it! Good afternoon.

Good evening! For those born bald, naked and toothless, I’m doing well.

There are people in this group who look like a doorman: say good afternoon and disappear!

Good evening! It’s really impossible to feel alone… with someone glued to you 24 hours. Get out of there, alligator!

Knowing me is a privilege, but putting up with me is another story… Good afternoon!

Good evening! I must have a memory problem, because I don’t remember asking for your opinion.

Some people are born with gifts, mine is procrastination. Good evening!

Good evening! I woke up from my beauty sleep, but apparently it didn’t go too well…

I don’t say anything, I just observe… Because if God gives me strength, I’ll punch him. Good evening!

Good evening! A day without pissing anyone off is a day wasted.

May the only bar we have to endure is the chocolate bar. Good evening!

Good evening! If laziness were a trend, I would always be in fashion.

Life goal: to be the wonderful person my dog ​​thinks I am. Good evening!

Good evening! If appearances are deceiving, the way is to grope and try your luck.

Radiant on the outside and with the flashers on inside… May God give me strength to make it through this day without breaking. Good evening!