Funny children’s stories that will brighten your day

When we have kids around, we’re hardly ever bored, are we? The little ones are really masters of the pranks and the sincere comments. Sometimes, no matter how serious they are talking, they drop sentences that are impossible not to find funny.

O awesome.club made a selection with the best pearls of the little ones, told by their parents. We hope you laugh as much as we laugh!

In the morning, I was getting my son ready for school. He sees my husband sleeping (he stayed at home because he was sick) and asks:

– What?! Do we already have enough money for everything we need? Why isn’t Dad at work? @Melody

My son (6 years old) asks me:

– Mom, when children grow up, do they live apart from their parents?

– Yes son. They live separately.

After a moment of reflection:

– And where are you going?

@Adele

My sister’s husband has been an honest man since childhood. He is the son of a lawyer and a forensic doctor. When he was 5 years old, if someone called his house and asked to speak to his parents, he would reply:

– They’re not at home.

– And where are they?

– Dad is in prison and Mom is in the morgue.

@Ginechka

In the morning I go with my 3 year old son to the bus stop. One day, I lost track of time and we ran out. I get to the point and the little one starts a conversation:

– Mom, why…

– Son, not now.

– But mother, why…

– Son, later! On the bus you ask.

– Mom, why didn’t you put me shoes?

@Barguzenok

I remembered a romantic story at summer camp, when a boy came up to me and asked me what I was doing sitting there and why I wasn’t dancing yet. I got up excited… maybe something different would start there. Then he sat in my seat.

@vanilla_mishka

I was picking up my daughter from daycare. A group of little angels said, in chorus:

– Bye, Anita! Bye-bye!

Such a cute scene, such polite children. Anita smiles, waves and says to me, very softly and slowly, between her teeth:

– They’re boring.

@vane4kin

I bought a beautiful colorful wreath for my daughter. We hung it in her room, turned off the lights and turned on the little colored lights on the object. My little girl looks on with eyes full of emotion, and in a low voice says:

– Mom, this is the happiness I’ve been waiting for all my life…

How I wish I were a kid again!

@KatyaIgnatova

My 6 year old son:

– I don’t like orange juice with fur. Can I order without them?

The father:

– You speak of the pulp? They’re not fur.

My son:

– Well, I don’t want it with pulp. I want a bald orange juice.

@unknown

I took my son home from school. On the way, we met some uniformed workers, sheltered up to their ears. It was winter, only the noses were visible. They went down the sewer pipes to fix something. My son pulls me by the sleeve of my coat and says:

– And you still say that ninja turtles don’t exist. Is Spider-Man also real? And father?

@pn6

Yesterday, entering my son’s room, I see the following scene: the little one is standing in a white shirt with a wide collar. In one hand is a paint palette, in the other a brush. The thoughtful look, head slightly tilted… And no pants or underwear. He wore only socks. Seeing the scene, I grabbed some underwear and approached him to dress him. So he reacted like this:

– Mother, don’t you know not to interrupt an artist? You, with these panties, are getting in the way of my talent!

@Lioness

My daughter (4 years old):

– Can I have a candy?

– What did your mother say?

– I said no.

– Then why should I leave?

– Does mommy command you?

So small and already trying to manipulate me…

@XplodingUnicorn

We went to visit relatives who live far away. In their house, there was a cat with kittens. On the days when we were guests, my daughter took care of the cats, back and forth. One afternoon, she ran into the room and yelled angrily:

– Dad, one of the kittens is covered in milk. And now?

My husband replies:

– Don’t worry, daughter. Your mommy will lick the kitten until it’s clean.

And my daughter looks at me and says:

– Are you going to lick it, Mom?

@leqor

– Mom, can you give me a brush?

Mom gives a little paint brush.

– No, not this one!

– Which, then?

– What do you use to sweep your eyebrows!

@Petr

Carlos (2 years old), on the street, sees a man coming out of a building and, without embarrassment, asks:

– Will you walk?

– The man, surprised, answers:

– Yea.

– Are you well dressed?

– Yea.

Put on gloves, too. Is cold. Very cold. Mom always tells me that.

@anton79ru

I am calming my newborn baby who cries. My 5 year old asks:

– Mom, why does he cry all the time?

– Well, son, maybe it hurts something.

My son, surprised:

– What can hurt if he has everything new?

@Puercoespínenlaniebla

What about you, do you have any funny situations in your childhood or with your children to tell? Share with us!