20 Funny Things Said by Sleepy People

Almost no one remembers what they dreamed about. But sometimes, just a few words accidentally said out loud are able to demonstrate how atypical our dream life is.

O awesome.club separated some sentences from people sleeping that show that our life is much more interesting in dreams than in reality. And at the end of the post, it brings a bonus: the story of a failed special agent’s dream.

My husband talks in his sleep. At first, he was surprised when he heard: “Get up, quick, the Nazis are coming, you need to hide the children and the cow in the basement.” But after a few years I got used to it. So much so that sometimes I don’t even hear what he says. Turns out tonight he turned to me and moaned, “Luuuz, don’t let the snowman into the house, or there will be water and carrots everywhere…”

My boyfriend wakes me up at 5 am and asks anxiously, “What time is it? I can’t see it on my watch, it’s in the binary system.” Perplexed, I look at the clock and tell him the time. He falls asleep peacefully and I, for a long time, lie there trying to understand what the hell that was all about.

My husband wakes me up in the middle of the night and says:
– We will!
– Where?
— Let’s load trees.

For some reason, I started talking in my sleep during pregnancy. Every now and then I amused my husband with phrases like:

“What part of the moon is the clock in?”
“I don’t want to be a pelican, get the geranium!”
“Grey, grey, grey…give me a color mirror!”

One morning I lovingly tried to wake my husband. He, pushing me away and resisting, said:

“But what are you doing? Can’t you see the traffic light is at zero?”

It’s 2 o’clock in the morning. I work at an automotive emergency hotline call center. I’m sitting, reading. Suddenly, the energetic voice of a sleeping colleague is heard:

“Good afternoon, my name is Alexandre. What happened? Who do I have the pleasure of talking to? Have you called the police yet? Describe the damage to the car. The damage occurred on the left door, right, it’s scratched. Please , pass the protocol number…”

And keep talking to the customer. But his phone hadn’t rung!

And at the “end of the conversation” he says in the same energetic voice:

“Thank you for contacting our company!”

In my house lives a sleepwalker. Every night, something happens.
Once he shouted:

“Give me back my cloud, where is my cloud?”

One night I woke up startled because I saw that my husband was sitting on the bed. I saw that he was acting like he was putting something in the palm of his hand and then putting it in his mouth. He stayed like that, chewing. He said to him:

—Michael, what are you eating?
-Teeth.
“Did you get them from where?”
“My mother gave it to me!”
He finished chewing and we continued sleeping.

—Bzzzzz… Buzzz… Buzzz…
-What are you doing?
“I’m infiltrating a group of mosquitoes.

My friend said to me in his sleep: “Set the green sound alarm, so the ghosts stay away”.

I woke up because I was listening to a story that, after a while, I realized was complicated. I was not understanding anything. So I asked:

“What are you saying?”
My husband, clearly upset by my lack of attention and annoyed, says:
“But don’t go losing him.”
I, who was already awake and curious about its sleepy plot, ask:
“Lose what?”
And then my husband, in a movie narrator’s voice, says:
“Caution…”

My husband just said that an edge is no worse than a sphere. Here I am thinking…

A little while ago my husband said:

-Look look!
-What?
“There, where is that man!”
-What man?
“Oh, I forgot you can’t see my dreams.

My husband talks in his sleep. My husband talks in his sleep. When I ask him something, he starts answering all kinds of nonsense. I decided to play with him. I asked:

“Alex, who do you love?
—The plastic.
—Which plastic?
—Extruded polystyrene.

I dreamed that I wasn’t accepted into the Secret Service because when someone talked behind my back for example, my ears would turn to the side of the conversation, just like a cat’s ears. I was told that it left me too exposed, so I couldn’t be a special agent. I remain offended, even after waking up.