60 ironic status phrases for those who love sincere mockery

I don’t wish evil on anyone, I only wish what the person deserves. If she deserves bad things, it’s not my fault!

Debauched I don’t know, but clueless you sure are.

Talk to the face! On the back, you massage.

Taking care of my life is easy, I want to pay my bills!

If one day Globo doesn’t have a journalist, they can come here to hire the gossips on my street. They know everything!

You have reached 100% of your muggle package. Do you want to reload?

I don’t love you, no… I only care about you because my dream is to be a ball boy.

If you’re going to speak ill of me, call me, I know terrible things about myself.

Tati Bernardi

There are people thinking they are the last cookie in the package and forgetting that the last one is always the most broken and withered!

The gossip you invent about me not only creates my fame, but yours as well.

Shame tea in the face, no one wants to drink it.

I’m not a teacher to be forced to explain things to you.

Here where I live, people invent, increase, spread and compete to see who has the most unprecedented gossip.

That’s it, right: after experiencing certain hells, it’s not just any situation that burns me.

People who don’t understand ironies are too innocent to live on this planet.

I’m in need of a turn in my life, like you, turning my love.

Here, have a chestnut.

Beloved, you are not the Sun for my life to revolve around yours… At most, you are the Earth and you keep revolving around itself!

It’s the printer who has to have a good impression, not me.

Many take care of my life and few send a Pix to my account.

Are you tired of being incoherent or are you still waiting to embarrass yourself?

The person pretends to deceive me and I pretend to believe him.

I’m honest. If you can’t handle the answer, then don’t ask the question.

I was here looking when I asked for your opinion, but I couldn’t find it.

Demands respect from others, but you don’t give respect…

I use irony because I can’t use a nuclear bomb!

If you have time to take care of other people’s lives, adopt a cat, he has seven!

Did my face call you somewhere for you to walk around saying you’re not going with her?

I have no enemies, I have angry fans.

Do I have the face of a squeegee to pass cloth to others, by any chance?

My motto is: if you don’t add up, don’t enter the account.

I don’t care if people talk bad about me. Anyone who really knows me knows I’m much worse.

Spend the day talking bad about me behind my back, and then I’m the fake one.

How ironic, the world so round and full of square people.

Poor boy, he wanted to make me a clown… Soon I, the owner of the circus.

My life is not a fly to be in a frog’s mouth…

Should I use debauchery as a defense mechanism? But of course not, dear golden rosemary!

Sarcasm is ineffective against stupid people.

I’m not MSN for you to get attention.

Passing by to remind you that your glow is oil.

If a grudge was money I would keep it.

There are people wanting to know more things than Google.

For those who don’t know me, I’m quiet and calm… Who knows me, please keep quiet.

I went to see the old conversations and saw that my mistake was having replied.

Huh! Did you become a detective to investigate me?

Irony is you dream big, with small attitudes.

There are people who don’t like me because of what I say. Imagine if they knew what I think.

If my joy bothers you, you can leave.

Don’t give me praise, give me money!

Storm in a glass of water is not enough… I make a deluge in a syrup cap.

I have pain on the keyboard. From you, I have indifference even!

Life could have mute and block options, couldn’t it?

All I know is that one of us is right and the other is you.

So brave that on my birthday I’m going to give him a peroba oil.

I’m so bathed in irony that even when I’m serious, people are suspicious.

My patience is like money… I don’t have it, and when I do, it disappears quickly.

There are people who think they are a long holiday when in fact it’s just an ash Wednesday.

My native language is sincerity, but I’m also fluent in ironies.

A toast to this falsehood that unites us.

Envy you? I envy those who can spend their holidays in the Maldives Islands. I pity you!