30 funny Christmas phrases because laughing is better than crying

This year’s chronological order was different: January, February, March and Christmas.

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My greatest Christmas gift was having survived this year.

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Santa Claus was right about visiting people just once a year.

Christmas is coming and I’ve already updated my wish list. It’s the same as last year, but with a different date.

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As a Christmas present, I don’t know if I’ll have enough wrapping paper to wrap this gift that I am in your life.

Asking forgiveness at Christmas is like free sago in a restaurant. It’s good, but it doesn’t matter.

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The best Christmas present always comes from my boss: my thirteenth!

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Even the turkey will escape the climate that Christmas this year will have.

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Every Christmas I wear the same outfit to see if anyone is willing to give me a new one as a gift.

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I don’t want anything for Christmas, not even the raisin they insist on putting in supper every year.

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Every Christmas people try to get dressed up, but nobody beats the plastic tree in the corner of the room.

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Putting on beautiful clothes to stay at home was the Christmas concept applied throughout the year.

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What I like about Christmas is that people can forget the past with the present.

I once bought batteries for the kids as a Christmas present and wrote “toys not included” on a note.

With Christmas by video calls, finally pavé will only be to see.

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May the Christmas cheer light up everywhere this year. Mainly my bank account.

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If everyone pretends it’s Christmas already, we can jump right into next year.

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In order not to have agglomerations this Christmas, I accept to be just me, supper and presents.

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The good thing about Christmas this year is that any annoying uncle can be kicked out of the virtual room.

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The only happiness that Christmas brings is the end of this year.

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I’m going to run away from Christmas fights this year by going masked. I hope no one recognizes me.

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Nor Roberto Carlos to save Christmas this year.

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The best part of this Christmas will be having a good excuse for not having a boyfriend. It’s just the distance.

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I love Christmas. And I get a bunch of gifts that I can’t wait to exchange.

I’m so lonely that I’m going to invite the motoboy to spend Christmas dinner with me.

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Instead of choosing the best Christmas dinner recipe, this year I decided to choose the food app that I liked the most.

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The biggest injustice of Christmas is having to lock up my pets to spend time with my family.

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This year I will even bring a white dove for Christmas to see if this bad omen passes.

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Mentally speaking, I’m ready for Christmas. Financially speaking, the story is different.

With inflation at this point, I accept my dollar Christmas present.

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