30 funny bachelorette quotes that carry the lightness of solitude

The single’s destination is the nearest bar!

Being single is having one a day (reason to cry).

Getting into a relationship might seem tempting, but it was also getting on the Titanic ship and look what happened there.

Better single than dating someone who doesn’t spoil me with food.

Single life is good, the problem is being the person who cooks and also the one who washes the dishes.

Instead of “single” as marital status, let’s go with “operating independently owned”.

The reason I’m single? God made me too much sand even for an airplane.

If I was going to be a drama-filled single, I’d be dating.

I’m single because God wanted it that way… He even sent me here that way.

The list of contatinhos keeps growing, I’ll be single until I finish it.

No, I’m not single. I’m in a long distance relationship: I’m here and my boyfriend in the future.

Being single used to mean no one wanted you. Now it means that you are beautiful, sexy, and you are taking time to decide how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

I don’t need to be in a relationship to hear how pretty, pretty and sexy I am. I already know that.

I’m single and I scream out loud… A handsome handsome boy will listen.

Singleness is very nice for those who know how to enjoy their own company, I unfortunately need the beer on the side.

Before you, I already liked being single. Today, I refuse to be otherwise.

Single, I lie down. With an emotional boy, I get up. I have to repeat every day.

Sticky, just with my poor little dog. Otherwise, very single!

I’m not alone! I’m on my own and I’m fabulous.

Single who cries watching romance, but doesn’t give up her freedom!

Single of those who fall in love with a date… But still single!

If I’m single, that’s my problem… Mine, I have 15 little contacts to take care of.

Laughing at how happy single life makes me (ignore the lack)!

I traded my love life for a crate of beer and I can’t say I’m sorry.

If I don’t work out with anyone, it’s a sure match with the single life!

Single detached, but who lives glued to her friends. That’s me!

Another day thanking you for being single: thank you, God! On the part of the request: a very nice hook, go…

There are two different “I’s”, dating and single. The single side is way more fun.

Hard to start dating when I’m here and him, just in my imagination.

I’m only going to be with someone who realizes how hot I am.