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It was just what was needed! This Wednesday (27), Twitter exploded with the sexist hashtag #lugardemulherénacozinha. Organized by an uninformed minority, who still don’t live in the year 2015, it quickly became a trending topic on the social network. But the plan backfired because women (thankfully), increasingly present in all areas, came together, transformed the content of the “campaign” and showed that a woman’s place is EVERYWHERE.
We separated our weapons (the words!) and separated some phrases that are already great to leave the nation’s vocabulary. FOREVER.
1. A woman’s place is in the kitchen
Where do you swear? A woman’s place is everywhere. Even in the kitchen, if she wants.
2. Stop acting like a little woman!
Hey.
3. Woman is all envious!
– We are pure envy. It’s absolutely right.
4. Fiu, Fiu.
UP UNTIL. WHEN. BRAZIL?
5. Use your body to your advantage!
6. Don’t cut it short… Men don’t like it!
I do, yes, and if you complain, I’ll cut more. And with red lipstick!
7. It’s a man thing!
I play football, I’m an astronaut and I have an engineering degree if I want to. Will you face it?
8. You don’t need school to become a housewife.
And you went to school and didn’t learn to be polite, right?
9. It’s going to stay for auntie, huh!?
Let me take care of my life.
10. The biological clock is ticking…
And my patience clock has run out for you.
11. Wow, it can only be PMS, right?
You haven’t seen anything yet, darling.
12. How do you combine work with raising children?
Did you ask my boss that too? And for my colleague, father of 3 children, if he is up to date with his duties?
13. She’s a hysteric at work.
If I were a man, would you say I’m tight-fisted? You can call me bossy.
14. What are you wearing?
I’m wearing clothes, grateful. It was cold today to go out naked.
15. She is chubby but has a pretty face.
No comments.
16. Why are you being so sensitive? It was just a joke…
For the love.
17. Women take everything personally.
Yup. Because you and your comments are killing my will to live.
18. It’s too heavy… I’ll take it for you!
19. You can only be on a diet!
– Ahem, sit there!
20. But look at the outfit she was wearing…
– And if you complain, I’ll wear a bikini… And still sambo!
21. What do you mean you don’t know how to cook?
22. Woman at the wheel… Constant danger!
Exactly, especially if Imperator Furiosa is the conductor.
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