20 Things You Should NEVER Do When She’s Hungry

“Don’t talk to me until I eat.” Modesty aside, I am a very pretty girlfriend. I don’t mean to brag or anything… Stay with me as long as you want, look at other girls, do whatever it takes. But there is an area inside me that I have ZERO tolerance and it activates every time I get hungry.

My boyfriend has learned from his past mistakes and knows exactly what to do and what not to do when I’m feeling a combination of hunger and anger. I even get scared sometimes by how hostile I can be during these times.

See that photo up there? This is me after finally eating my first slice of pizza after a deep withdrawal from hunger, and this is my boyfriend looking at me and thinking, “she must be a monster…”

To avoid pissing me off even more, he knows that should never do these 20 things when my stomach is empty and, I advise you all to do the same:

1- Don’t mock.

two- Don’t ask to do anything.

3- Do not change any part of the breakfast/lunch/dinner plan.

4- Do not drive or walk slowly.

5- Don’t ask too many questions. Much less one after the other.

6- Don’t delay getting ready.

7- Don’t let anyone talk to her.

8- Don’t be asked if you’re nervous.

9- You don’t even have a headache from hunger.

10- Don’t come with cuddles or kisses, only after you’re hungry.

11- NEVER eat a snack without offering a piece (or other snack).