“Don’t talk to me until I eat.” Modesty aside, I am a very pretty girlfriend. I don’t mean to brag or anything… Stay with me as long as you want, look at other girls, do whatever it takes. But there is an area inside me that I have ZERO tolerance and it activates every time I get hungry.
My boyfriend has learned from his past mistakes and knows exactly what to do and what not to do when I’m feeling a combination of hunger and anger. I even get scared sometimes by how hostile I can be during these times.
See that photo up there? This is me after finally eating my first slice of pizza after a deep withdrawal from hunger, and this is my boyfriend looking at me and thinking, “she must be a monster…”
To avoid pissing me off even more, he knows that should never do these 20 things when my stomach is empty and, I advise you all to do the same:
1- Don’t mock.
two- Don’t ask to do anything.
3- Do not change any part of the breakfast/lunch/dinner plan.
4- Do not drive or walk slowly.
5- Don’t ask too many questions. Much less one after the other.
6- Don’t delay getting ready.
7- Don’t let anyone talk to her.
8- Don’t be asked if you’re nervous.
9- You don’t even have a headache from hunger.
10- Don’t come with cuddles or kisses, only after you’re hungry.
11- NEVER eat a snack without offering a piece (or other snack).
12- Don’t be ironic with her.
13- Don’t try to have an important conversation or a DR.
14- Never don’t agree with the restaurant suggestion she offers.
15- Don’t say lunch isn’t ready.
16- If you are going to have lunch at your mother’s, please let her know that you are going there at least 4 hours before.
17- If she’s quiet, don’t keep asking “What’s wrong?”, “Are you okay?!”, “Did I do something?”…
18- Don’t spank her ass!
19- Don’t make up any compromises before she kills your hunger.
20- Don’t look directly at her.
Do it and have a long life!