20+ Internet users share little jokes that happen on a daily basis (and sometimes we don’t tell anyone)

Everyday almost everyone passes by small monkeys that even make you think: “wow, I’m glad nobody saw it”. The worst of this scenario is when other people are involved and our shame becomes public — because then there is no way to hide it, right?!

O awesome.club, then, he gathered the stories shared by his followers that yielded a ‘crucible’ of shame and a lot of laughter. Check it out!

After spending several days as an escort in a hospital, I unfortunately had to hire a funeral home. I called at dawn and asked the obvious: “Are you awake?” The employee answered me: “I am, but I hope that the others here are not”. @Ani Rovere/ Facebook

My mom eats fish every Good Friday, and ever since I started working, I’ve always bought it for her. I went to the fish market and, as everyone knows, the place is packed on this holiday. I was in a huge queue and had to shout for the guy to understand. Out of nowhere I yelled, “a kilo of steak, please!” The fishmonger didn’t understand and everyone in the fishmonger started laughing at me. 🤣🤣 @Elizandra Helena / Facebook

When I was about 11 years old, I took a handicraft course that was given at a church. And whenever we had a course, they also served lunch. One day I went for lunch and, after I got my plate, I went looking for a place to sit. I started to climb a velvet “ladder” that served as a bleacher and, reaching the end of the “ladder”, I stumbled. My plate went flying and I fell. When I got up I had spilled the food on one of the workers passing behind the “staircase”. The pasta got in his hair. I stayed two weeks without leaving the house for so much embarrassment. 🤣🤣 @Tainara Côrtes / Facebook

I was about 9 years old and my sister was 5. We went to the market with our mother and our burgundy steed. We made the purchase… my mother struggled, but she managed to open the car door. We put the bags in the car and then my mother stopped and said:
— This is not our car, look at the seats. Are different. Lolololol @Melice Sanches/ Facebook

I traveled to Minas Gerais with my brother and, on the way, we stopped at a stop to eat. He, in a hurry, said to the girl:
– Have to that together and stuck🇧🇷
That already happened about 20 years ago and I never forgot it, kkkkkkkk. We died laughing. @Jack Onlyne/ Facebook

My first job was in a cafeteria and, on weekends, I worked until after 6 am because we served the crowd that left the club. At one point I asked:
– Without hermit and vile🇧🇷 @Yuri France Matsuoka/ Facebook

When I got married, at the time of the photos, I received congratulations from everyone who came to greet us. I heard so much that a couple came to take a picture, hugged us, and I congratulated them 😅 @Bruna Brandao Ayres Silva/ Facebook

I went to the cinema with my daughter and my husband. As the movie was about to start and we were hungry, we bought hamburgers to eat inside. I told my daughter not to get dirty (she was 6 years old). We went in, ate, and by the time the movie was over, my husband and I were all dirty… it felt like we’d ironed food right on our clothes. My daughter was clean, I almost died of embarrassment and she even said: “next time, mom, I’ll teach you how to eat without getting dirty”, lol @Marcia Rejane/ Facebook

We were expecting visitors, and as soon as they arrived, I went to receive them. Instead of saying “Hi, let’s go in”, I said: “bye, go with God!” They were looking at each other without understanding anything! @Elenice Dininho/ Facebook

I called to order a pizza, the attendant asked my name and I gave my full name. Lolololol 🤣🤣 @Adelma Andrade / Facebook

She was being served in line at the market to buy corn, meanwhile, another attendant went to ask what the next person wanted. She replied, “corn and corn”, but it was corn and bacon. The attendant was strong and managed to hold back her laughter, kkkk. @Selma/

My biggest embarrassment was once when I was at a bar with my friends. I went to the bathroom and took my cup with me. When I came back and was almost at the table, everyone looked at me and laughed. When I got back to the table, my friend said, “what are you doing with that toilet paper roll in your hand? Where is your glass?” I almost died of embarrassment… @Deise M C Bovo/ Facebook

The Metro was already blowing its whistle when my cousin and I ran in. Before I could hold myself back, the Metro started and gave that “bump”. I fell sitting on a gentleman’s lap. The worst thing is that I didn’t react, I sat down for a few seconds… until I said:
“Excuse me, I’m going to get up now.”
The gentleman politely replied:
“Okay, you can get up.”
I said:
– Thanks!
I lifted. I don’t know which was worse: sitting on a stranger’s lap or having a whole conversation while she was still sitting on your lap. @Simone Menezes/ Facebook

My sister was a sleepwalker as a child. One day she went to sleep at my aunt’s house (who had just moved house) and “went to the bathroom” in the middle of the night. She actually went to my aunt’s room, sat on her head and peed. Lolololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @Raísa Consolin /

I went to the seller and said: “Do you have R$ 0.05 gum?”. He replied: “Yes, there is!”. And I: “How much is it?” Hahahaha. That was my other shame. @Bárbara Zaganini Hokari/ Facebook

I asked a friend to buy food for my dog ​​and he even said it should be dog food. At the store, he asked if they had “children’s” food. The attendant looked at him for a while and asked if it wasn’t puppy food. He simply said, “Ah! So it’s a puppy and not a child?!” 😅 And everyone in the store laughed a lot. @Irina Kiev/ Facebook

I went to a job interview, I went through all the dynamic test thinking I was going to get the job. During the interview, the contractor asked several questions. When he asked what my vice was, I spontaneously replied, “X-Bacon!” He had a fit of laughter, he even had to drink water. He apologized and said he would call those who had been hired later. Anyway, they never called me 😔 @Rafaela Molino/ Facebook

I was taking the elevator down with my 6 year old son and we were alone. On the fifth floor, a very perfumed lady climbed. When the door closed, my son said: “Wow! What a stink!” There was no way to disguise it, because there were only us in the elevator. It was very embarrassing. @Keiko Endo/ Facebook

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