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18 Phrases You’ve Heard From Your Drunk Best Friend

Yes, friends are for giving advice, for borrowing products and never returning them, for crying on the shoulder… And, of course, our best friends are also true guardian angels when, well, we decide to drink a little too much…

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Below, some of the phrases that your friend has already said to you drunk on those historic nights that only you have lived! <3

1. I’m not drunk, my friend…

– I’m great, I’m amazing.

2. I will not text. I will not send a message. I do not…

– Miga, I sent the message. 🇧🇷

3. I just retouched my makeup. I’m beautiful!

4. I will not kiss anyone. I will not kiss anyone. I do not…

5. I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN.

“Just this one more time.

6. It’s amazing to dance on top of this jump. Huh!

7. I’m killing it dancing!

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8. Sleep? I?

9. But I didn’t drink anything today…

10. I can’t afford to spend.

11. If I was drunk could I do this?

12. I found the love of my life, miga.

– And it’s called vodka.

13. You will see, on Monday, I resign…

#SQN

14. I’m over it…

15. This is only my second drink…

16. This is my last cigarette.

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17. I’m not the type to go on stage. Lots of exposure.

18. I LOVE YOU, AMIGA, I LOVE YOU, AMIGA, I LOVE YOU, AMIGA, I LOVE YOU.

– I’m going to tattoo your name. <3

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