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17 Really Crazy Pick Up Lines To ~Use~ With Your Crush

Because we even lose crush, but we can’t lose the joke, right?

Below are witty examples of what (not) to do in the conquest phase.

1. This is a hit and miss.

Grammar class + how to grab your loved one.

2. This one goes for when you feel like being a little more direct.

– Babe, what is the difference between climate and weather?
– I don’t know, which one?
– Climate is what’s painting between us, and time is what we’re losing.

— Daniel Pavan (@DaniiPavan) November 16, 2018

3. And this is when you want to be COMPLETELY direct.

4. Because pokémon is like crush: we have to catch it.

Trying to capture that legendary pokemon called your heart

— ❄️ (@congelarei) July 25, 2016

5. And for that, use all our weapons:

https://twitter.com/baLaozinhos/status/760688930836602881

6. The question you never want to shut up: why?

7. Because the hard thing is not ~singing~, it’s letting go of the crush.

I used anti hair loss shampoo but I keep falling in love with you

—Dear Diary (@meninoof) June 27, 2016

8. Because crush is hard, it’s heavy…

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9. That’s why creativity is needed…

10. It takes persistence…

You’ve already made so many mistakes in your life, what does it cost me to be one more?

—lare (@broxavel) September 26, 2015

11. It takes focus, strength and faith!

12. Is asking for kisses too much to ask?

https://twitter.com/baLaozinhos/status/680835517320151040

13. And a good crush is a crush that matches, right?

Crush, a month ago I was in love with you and it feels like we’re still in the last month

— Crush da Bad (@umcrushdabad) October 28, 2015

14. That doesn’t “leave you in a vacuum”…

“Remember that kiss we shared?”
– No
– Then neither do I, let’s kiss to refresh our memory

— vacilao (@marcelinokkk) June 14, 2015

15. Who laughs at your jokes…

it’s hot right

but it’s not today that I melt for you

— Leo 🇾🇪 (@leonarrdofaria) September 25, 2015

16. A good crush is the one you can always count on – to talk and kiss, of course.

17. Otherwise…

I’m rabidsexual

I only fall in love with people who make me angry

— icretino ✪ (@icretinoreal) January 30, 2019

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