Because we even lose crush, but we can’t lose the joke, right?
Below are witty examples of what (not) to do in the conquest phase.
1. This is a hit and miss.
Grammar class + how to grab your loved one.
2. This one goes for when you feel like being a little more direct.
3. And this is when you want to be COMPLETELY direct.
4. Because pokémon is like crush: we have to catch it.
5. And for that, use all our weapons:
https://twitter.com/baLaozinhos/status/760688930836602881
6. The question you never want to shut up: why?
7. Because the hard thing is not ~singing~, it’s letting go of the crush.
8. Because crush is hard, it’s heavy…
9. That’s why creativity is needed…
10. It takes persistence…
11. It takes focus, strength and faith!
12. Is asking for kisses too much to ask?
https://twitter.com/baLaozinhos/status/680835517320151040
13. And a good crush is a crush that matches, right?
14. That doesn’t “leave you in a vacuum”…
15. Who laughs at your jokes…
16. A good crush is the one you can always count on – to talk and kiss, of course.
17. Otherwise…
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