16 stories of families where good humor passes from father to son

If a sense of humor were a virus transmitted by droplets in the air, maybe there would be no more wars: everyone would laugh and go home. And, as long as there are people who prefer to play in any situation, we are hopeful that fun will rule the world.

Check out the cases of these families where the ability to joke passed from father to son.

My husband was with me during the birth of our son. I was screaming in pain and told him, “I can’t take it anymore!” He replied: “Well, if you can’t, that’s fine… we’ll do it later. Put your pants on and let’s go home.” I love this clown.

Not long ago, we had a family party. Everyone gathered around a large table, started talking and having fun. And then came the time for gifts. When it was my turn with my brother, we threw ourselves into the boxes like savages. Our gifts were actually vouchers for an appointment at a clinic with a speech therapist. In the same clinic, with the same doctor. Tomorrow we will go to the office together again. And yes, we both have trouble pronouncing the “R”.

I was traveling on a bus and, in front of me, was a man in his 60s. At a certain point, his cell phone rang and, involuntarily, I looked at the screen: a picture of a woman appeared, possibly his girlfriend or wife, of the same age group. Of course there’s nothing wrong with that. But the name of the contact was: “My little pig”.

My mom is learning to knit, but she’s still not doing very well. One day, a friend of hers came to visit. They sat down to talk in the living room and I was nearby. The friend asked about her knitting advances, and my mom replied, “I can knit anything now.” Soon, she thought a little and added: “As long as it is a blanket …”.

I call my husband Shrek and he calls me Fiona. And we live like that.

My grandfather is 75 years old. At 69 he married the love of his youth, and at 73 he became a cemetery director (yes, you read that right). At 74 he wanted to divorce, because “another option appeared”. And yesterday he got bored and changed the name of the cat. I don’t know what his next invention will be anymore…

My parents were in a supermarket. My father would go with a cart behind my mother, she would take food and, without looking, put it in the cart behind her. At one point, she turned around and noticed that the cart was full of unhealthy products. She started taking everything out, saying, “Why are you going to take all this rubbish? Doesn’t anyone cook well at home?” Soon, she looked up and saw a perplexed man, a completely unknown man. And my dad was standing nearby, squirming with laughter.

The question that most interested our friends when we were waiting for our baby to arrive was “What are you going to do with the dogs?”, referring to our 10 and 11 year old pets! What do you mean “what are we going to do”? “Let’s fry them to eat with potatoes! We have a tradition like this: with the arrival of a new member in the family, we eat the previous one!”

PS: the dogs are very affectionate with our little girl. And the second word the little girl spoke was “Ow”.

When I was little, my mother used to tell me that the automatic doors in malls only opened for those who had money. I believed that until I was 10 years old.

My husband lay down on my bed. My daughter came in the morning and, seeing my husband’s legs, she said: “Mom, what hairy legs you have!” So I replied: “Then pluck it for me”. “But won’t it hurt?” she asked, and I replied, “On me? Of course!” And she pulled a bunch of hair from my husband’s legs, who woke up in a fright of pain. My daughter was in shock and I was crying with laughter… He will never sleep on my side of the bed again!

I came home after the holidays. We were talking to my mom and all of a sudden I heard a very strange sound. I got scared and asked: “What was that?” My mother, very serious, replies: “It’s the cockroaches sneezing”. I didn’t know what to think at that moment until I saw an automatic air freshener the next morning. She let me think I had heard sneezing from cockroaches…

What do you know about strange names? A physics professor named his children Atom and Mars. I would even laugh about it, except that this teacher was my grandfather…

Today my father forgot to pick up my mother from the store. At home, she made a fuss: “Explain to me why, at my 52 years old, I need to be shivering in the street waiting for you to pick me up?” So my dad had the wonderful idea of ​​replying: “Look, I’m not trying to add fuel to the fire, but you’re already 53”… Needless to say what happened next. Dad is fine now.

Once, I pissed off my mother because I didn’t pick up the felt toys that were lying on the floor. As punishment, she sewed them into a large ball of felt.

How do I know my mom comes home from work in a bad mood? If she is well, she takes off her shoes, puts them carefully in the closet, calmly changes and goes to eat. If things don’t go well, she takes off her shoes and throws them against the wall. Soon she picks up the cat, squeezes the poor thing and goes to the kitchen saying: “Can anyone feed a poor, suffering and tired mother?”

My husband and I were looking for a small mattress to put on a small piece of furniture on the balcony to sit on. We went to a pet store and I asked the salesperson, “Where are the bigger dog beds?” She asks what breed the dog is, and my husband replies, “That’s me!” I wonder, by the saleswoman’s face, what she must have imagined…

“Leanne, it’s me, Derrick. Putting a message in a bottle didn’t come cheap, but I wanted to show you mean a lot to me (I chose between that and a diamond ring). Would you do me the honor of being Mrs. Derrick? Kugelman? Forever yours, Derrick.

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