16 Quotes From Kids That Show How Great They Are

I was sitting with my husband when our son (7 years old) suddenly came into the room and said: “Mom, Dad, I have something to show you”. “Show me,” we replied. He put his sketchbook on the table, took his pencil, opened the first page and, pointing with the pencil, showed what was written: “I want to become a cat. Presentation”. Then the next sheet: “Why I want to become a cat:
1. Cats eat a lot.
2. Cats sleep a lot.
3. Cats don’t go to class.
4. Cats don’t pay rent.
5. Cats have two-legged servants.
6. Cats are cute.”
Third page: “End”.
“So Mom, Dad, I showed you my presentation. What do you have to say to me? Can I turn into a cat and not go to school tomorrow?” © Палата № 6 / ВКонтакте

My wife had come home from the salon. They cut her hair, shall we say, too short, and she was upset and nervous:
— How am I going to work LIKE THIS?!
Our 5-year-old daughter, with a serious and calm expression, said:
“Mother, don’t worry! I have a bunny mask! © My Story / ВКонтакте

I took my son to bed and next to him on the wall was a red spider the size of a matchbox. I asked:
“Do you mind sleeping like this, son?”
— I can’t, mother, get the spider out of there.
And so began the “armed forces” operation to liquidate an insect in my son’s room. I fetched a broom while my son opened the window as wide as possible. I slammed the broom cautiously against the wall and knocked the sleep violator to the floor. My son was far away at that time. Then I covered it with a cloth and threw the spider out the window in the middle of the night. After a second, we hear a crashing noise (as if a person had fallen from the roof). We were both in shock. My son then said, “Mom, next time you can slap her right in the face.” © 123mi / Pikabu