80 clever catchphrases to conquer a studious crush

I never understood the school subjects very well, but physics and attraction, I understand and can explain the subject to you.

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You’re not coffee, but you can cheer me up just by seeing you.

Whenever you’re around, I reach my melting point.

Caroline Oliveira

Just as the sun lights up our day, your light lights up my life.

You are the compass that guides me north where happiness is.

It is not possible to travel in time, but science has already proven that you can travel in your smile.

I hope you’re not tired of carrying the weight of being the most beautiful person in the world.

It’s impossible to meet all the people in the world and I don’t even need to because I’m sure you’re the most beautiful of them all.

Like a magnet, I’m drawn to you and I can’t let go unless someone pulls me.

If there’s a medicine to cure the pain in my heart, it’s your kiss.

Our story can be full of twists, with a cohesive plot and gripping climax. Just say yes to me and we’ll make a movie romance.

When I saw you, I crashed, I’ll have to restart to be able to act normally again.

I don’t need math to calculate how much we match, I can tell just by looking at you.

Literature has not yet been able to translate its beauty into words.

I can only see you because your own light prevents me from seeing other things in front of me.

If teleportation were a reality, I would only use it so I could come to you.

Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn we had and still have chemistry together.

Gravity makes me stand, but what I feel for you makes my heart drop.

Like magnet and metal, I am unable to resist how much you pull me.

I’m not a verb, but I know how to conjugate love and I can prove it to you if you want.

According to the multiverse theory, there is at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?

If we were a theorem, the right answer would be that we stick together.

I am attracted to you like gravity attracts bodies to the center of the earth.

The only chemistry I understand is what’s going on between us and we can’t let it go.

Our love can go down in history like Caesar and Cleopatra, if you give me the chance.

Mathematics also calculates happiness by showing that 1+1 is 2 and the proof is that we overflow when I’m by your side.

Just seeing you, I already fill up with serotonin. You are my happiness.

Not even logic is able to explain the good you do me. Let’s let emotion be greater than reason.

In biology, I learned that love can be good for your health, because if you are happy, everything will work out better. How about making theory turn into reality?

Science says that two bodies don’t occupy the same space, but if you get really close, I’ll prove them wrong.

If there were no gravity on this planet, I’d still have a crush on you.

Good thing time doesn’t stop when I think about you, otherwise we would still be on the day I met you.

I still haven’t learned to conjugate many verbs, but I already know how to kiss and I’m dying to kiss you.

I am the subject of the sentence, you are my object of action, and the action is to win your heart.

It doesn’t matter how many miles I need to walk. I would learn to read maps, guide myself by the stars just to find you.

Love is love in any language, locality and historical time; and I think that’s what I feel for you.

My heart’s problems are only solved with your caresses.

I want to do a chemical experiment and find out how long ours will last.

No one is able to reach the speed of light alone, but my thoughts reach that speed when I think of you.

I’m sure our love story will be far more exciting to read than any novel ever written.

You are so beautiful that you look like a sunflower that has just bloomed and turns to look for the sun.

Winning her heart is harder than doing function, but I know it will be worth the effort to keep trying.

Let’s get out of inertia by putting our bodies to move together.

If you were a star, you would be the sun and a whole system would revolve around your light.

You are more beautiful than the moon because your light is your own and you don’t need anyone to enlighten you.

Facts are facts, the earth is round, the moon interferes with the tides and we would be happier if we were together.

You are like the dictionary because you brought meaning to my life when I met you.

You make me doubt my certainties about gravity: when you get close, you make me float.

In the subject of love, I am a diligent student and I will get a 10 in making you happy.

If you’ll allow me, I want to take my master’s degree in the geography of your body.

You are really complete, because everything I look for, I find in you.

You are the missing piece in the puzzle of my life.

I would like to give you a poem… But you are the most beautiful verse that life has ever written.

King is born on the throne, fish is born in the sea, I was born on Earth just to love you.

Just as pi has infinite decimal places, my desire to get to know you better is also endless.

It doesn’t make sense for you to be born this way, perfect, if it’s not to be happy with me.

For me, intelligence is the greatest beauty of a person. Every word that comes out of his mouth seems to take me somewhere else.

Are you a terrestrial axis? Because my world revolves around you.

Never mind the hundreds and thousands of digits of pi. All I really need to know is the digits of your cell number.

Are you https? Because without you I’m just ://

If love were a periodic table, you would be my oxygen, because when you’re far away, I don’t know how to live.

There is no video card in the world that can reproduce the graphics of its beauty.

Everyone knows that writing “we” together is grammar murder, but “we” apart is a shot in my heart.

You are made of lithium, neodymium, oxygen and carbon. Do you know why? Because you are Li-Nd-O-NA.

My feelings for you are like the sea: choppy, deep and endless.

Girl you are no article but you define my heart.

Baby, call me Science Project and spend the night losing your mind with me.

Date a diligent student! I promise to study the history of your heart, let the chemistry of our kiss happen, travel through the geography of your body and multiply our love.