50 funny food quotes for the hungry on duty

I admit that before confirming presence in the rolês, I need to know what food you will have.

Dating is good because you always have someone to share food with you.

If food were free, I would be rich because I spend my entire salary on food.

There are foods that are more pleasurable than sex.

I look for sincere friendship with those who buy snacks for friends.

When we become adults and have money to buy the food we want, we cannot because it is bad for our health.

If there was justice in life, pizza would be breakfast every day.

I need to hide my chocolates from myself, otherwise I eat them all at once and, when I feel like it, I don’t have them anymore.

You cannot waste food. So I scrape even the cheese that falls into the pizza box.

I never know if it’s hunger or a desire to eat, but to be sure, I always eat.

Money spent on food is an investment in my happiness.

I love to cook, but I wish they would invent a way to make food without dirtying dishes.

Pain is when you lie in bed and realize you’re still hungry.

Bakery sweets are the reason why the saying “beautiful viola on the outside, moldy bread on the inside” exists.

I don’t want to date, but if you promise to pay for my food, I might roll.

To win me over, it’s easy. Just bring me food and not share it with me.

I don’t diet because I’m against torture.

To see me smiling, just look at me when you’re eating.

Delivery was invented to help those who don’t know how to cook always eat something delicious.

I found out that salt has a problem with me. Either he wants to be the protagonist of my food, or he wants to disappear.

My best friend is the food delivery guy who brings me happiness every day.

The problem with coffee is that instead of waking me up, it makes me hungry.

The emptiness in me is not lack of love, it’s lack of food.

Getting sad to remember that the older I am, the less I can eat.

The love of my life is food: it always makes me happy and never teases me.

I don’t have a favorite food, I like them all!

If you see me stressed, know that I’m hungry. Just give me something to eat and the monster disappears.

That I don’t lack chocolate because that’s the only way to survive without love.

There’s no waste with me. I eat my dish and my friends’ dishes.

I can never eat little because my grandma never let me.

I feel betrayed when someone eats my favorite food without me and still tells me.

I don’t hide from anyone that I like to eat. I don’t know why people freak out when they see the size of my plate.

The only sincere and eternal love that exists is mine for food.

As we don’t take anything from this life, at least I’m enjoying eating a lot.

To eat well every day, I still live with my mother and let her cook.

In the rotation, I make the manager cry, I damage the owner because I have to get my money’s worth.

They say that eating pizza is unhealthy, that we need to eat more green food, but that’s because they haven’t tried other flavors, like arugula pizza with sun-dried tomatoes. Green the way I like it.

There are people who drink when they’re sad, I eat and I’m happy right away.

If someone loved me as much as I love food, I would have an eternal love.

I don’t know how to cook, but I know how to eat, which is beautiful.

Whoever said that nothing is perfect is because they haven’t eaten my food yet.

Man’s best friend is the one who cuts onions for him.

When I’m sad, I just cut onions to cry and no one notices.

There are even some foods I don’t like, but that’s just because I haven’t tried them yet.

My grandma is my best friend because she always wants to feed me.

I like the afternoon coffee institution because it’s a pre-dinner meal that you eat as if it wasn’t dinner.

Don’t talk to me now, I’m having digestion after eating a mason’s plate.

The good thing about having a watered lunch is being able to take a nap after lunch looking like you’re going to hibernate.

I measure people’s character by how passionate they are about food.

A couple that works is a couple that feels hungry at the same time.