50 funny fitness phrases to encourage you with a lot of humor

Being fitness is hard because you need to remind your body that it’s good for it when it complains to you.

Put the laziness to run!

If fork lifting counts as exercise, I can be considered fitness.

My dream is for healthy food to be as pleasurable as eating chocolate.

May all delicious food disappear from my face so I don’t feel like it, amen!

I believe that every human being has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don’t intend to waste mine doing exercises.

May laziness not stop me from getting hot as it prevents me from going to the gym.

I work out so I can eat, I’m only half fitness because I don’t want to eat healthy.

A little salad to make up for the chocolates I eat and nobody sees.

15 minutes on the treadmill and 15 minutes sitting to catch the breath that was gone.

When you get the urge to train, go soon, because it passes faster than you think.

Can you watch squat series and get fit without getting your ass off the couch?

Being fitness requires a lot of effort and I don’t have that disposition.

It feels like I’m trying and failing daily to be fitness.

We like quick results, as being fitness takes time to show results, I run the risk of giving up soon.

I love going to the gym, especially when I can train and feel proud of myself.

May all envy turn into muscle mass…

Eating a dish that only has meat and salad is the biggest challenge of my life.

Training is even easy compared to dieting.

I’m looking for a nutritionist to tell me that being fitness is eating lasagna because that’s the only way I’ll be able to continue in this life.

When fruit tastes like chocolate, then I can be fit.

Training is easy, walking after a leg workout is difficult.

The fitness life has long-term benefits, but requires a lot of strength in the short term. I don’t know if I’m willing.

Lifting weight is easy, it’s hard not eating chocolate after lunch.

Whoever said you can replace a candy with fruit, is already dead inside.

Why go to the gym to feel pain when I can be ignored by my crush?

The only pain that brings results is the physical exercise, the rest only serves to make a fool of you.

Will I ever get back all the money I paid at the gym and never went to train?

When I remember that being fitness is dieting, I cry and then I eat my plate of salad because I want to be a big hottie.

Trying to figure out how to be fit and healthy eating chocolate and not having to train.

If you’re not fitness, don’t come and give my diet a taste, it’s delicious.

The biggest challenge in fitness life is proving to people that you really like to eat salad.

I work out with motivation on Monday, on Friday I work out with the force of hate.

It’s always nicer going to the gym than coming home because I’m wrecked.

After a day of training, I’m complaining of pain. I still haven’t seen the point of it all.

I will be fitness even if I have to try 163532627 times.

My goal is to be fitness, but for real fitness people will look at me and say: wow how fitness you are.

The problem with the gym being next to the bar is because I always kill training to drink beer.

I even kill training, but I don’t even start the diet so I don’t get frustrated.

The training is paid because I don’t like to waste money paying for the gym and not going to train.

Malandra is the cow that is born with a lot of shape not to go to the gym.

WATCH OUT! Squatting regularly can make you… defined.

My diet contains iron, the iron to lift weights!

I should have a leg full of muscle because I’m always carrying the weight of being Brazilian.

My head says “go to the gym”. My body says “go to bed”. My stomach says “go to the fridge.” I do not know what to do!

Does lying down count as exercise? Because I do it really well.

Marianna Moreno

Today’s forecast: partially sweaty body with 100% training chance.

Eat less sugar because you are already sweet enough!

If it’s to suffer, let it be in the gym, there the pain brings results.

Why train if I’m born hot?