55 Perfect Crush Pickups (They Really Work)

You are like Google. Everything I look for, I find in you.

Me + you + kisses + hugs = When?

Where do I leave my resume to run for the love of your life?

I wanted to give you a poem… But you are the most beautiful verse that life has ever written.

Banco Comercial de Beijos notifies you that a thousand kisses have been deposited in your account. Please kindly go and remove them.

Do you know what suits you? I.

Promotion: turn your mother into my mother-in-law and win lots of kisses every day.

Do you believe in love at first sight? No? So wait I’ll pass again.

I jumped in the water and got wet, played with fire and got burned, looked at you and fell in love.

If I think you’re beautiful, don’t blame me. It’s all your fault for being so beautiful.

If black was passion and white was affection, what I feel for you would be plaid.

Do you know why there are no mice under your bed? Because on top sleeps a kitten.

The Ministry of Health warns: seeing you away from me makes me miss you.

There’s a brigadeiro and a kiss on the table. The brigadier rolled and fell. And the kiss, does it happen?

I’ve already planned a lifetime for us. You just need to accept and come and do everything with me.

Your hand would look prettier in mine.

I’m not a sailor, nor a diver… But I drowned in that treacherous sea that is called love.

There were two fish, Tebeija and Mebeija. Tebeija died. What’s left?

Do you like chocolate? Yea? Enjoy, Chocolate!

Baby, I wanted to be a progressive brush, so I don’t get out of your head and you say I changed your life, YOU BEAUTIFUL!

Hi… Can I ask you three questions? What is your name, do you want to be with me and why not?

Is your name a lie? You are too beautiful to be true.

Do you have a map? I just lost myself in the sparkle of your eyes.

If God has made something more perfect than you, He has not yet sent it to Earth.

If I were a role, would you make out with me?

I wanted to be the water in your shower so that, drop by drop, I could kiss your entire body.

Sorry, I’m not from here, but I wanted to know: where is the road that leads to your heart?

I want to give you a hug very gently, because roses are sensitive.

Do you mind if I look at you a little? I want to remember your face to use it in my dreams.

There is a void in my heart that has its measurements. Want to come in?

You are thirsty? Because my mouth is watering!

King is born on the throne, fish is born in the sea, I was born on Earth just to love you.

Don’t your legs hurt from running away from my dreams every night?

I knew that i had seen you somewhere else … In my dreams!

If an ant bites you, don’t be scared, you’re sweet.

What will you do today? Anything? How about we do nothing together?

Are you good at math? Then calculate the two of us together.

Nothing in life is perfect, but you are the closest to perfection.

If God showcased his work, you’d be on the cover.

Do you like singing? Yea? So let’s go to that one?

A mermaid next to you turns into a sardine.

If we were in a desert, I’d say you’re a mirage.

I’m not a health plan, but if you want, I’ll end your deficiency.

My name is Arnaldo, but you can call me Naldo, because when I saw you I lost my breath.

You’re like a crosswalk: respect, but I want to move forward.

What is this little candy doing out of the box?

I’m not a charity, but I’m here to give you soup.

Look, I hope you have health insurance, because the kiss I’m going to give you could be fatal.

If, every time I closed my eyes, I received a kiss from you, I would live with my eyes closed.

And what are we waiting for to start getting together? A meteor can fall to Earth at any moment…

Have you ever been to the cardiologist for a heart checkup? My love is very strong, you can’t take it.

Research shows that acting together is a grammatical error, but being separated is a mistake of fate.

I wanted to be Greek, but Greek I can’t be, because Greek has many goddesses and my only goddess is you.

I used anti-hair loss shampoo, but I keep falling in love with you.

Willingness to do what starts with s: be the love of your life.