50 funny wedding anniversary quotes like relationship

They can search all they want, but no one can find a perfect, humble marriage like ours. Congratulations my love.

It’s amazing how the years go by and we’re still two fools in love. More fools, certainly. Happy wedding anniversary!

For those who thought we wouldn’t last, you were wrong. Here we are like home financing, it never ends. Happy wedding anniversary, my dear!

You drive me crazy when you don’t do what I ask, but you also drive me crazy in love. Happy wedding anniversary!

It’s your silly jokes that make our marriage happy. You know I laugh just for friendship and to make you happy, my love. Thank you for another year by your side.

The extra pounds show that we know how to be happy when we’re together. Happy wedding anniversary, my love!

Marriage is not a prison, it is a place for free people to love every day, even the oddities of the other, which are not few. Happy Birthday to us!

I fulfilled my dream of marrying you, but I still haven’t fulfilled the dream of only you doing the dishes. Happy wedding anniversary!

What has sustained our love for so many years is that we both love gossip. Happy wedding anniversary, my love!

My love, we may not like the same things, but we like beer and that’s what matters. Happy wedding anniversary!

I like to remember everything we’ve lived through, how many falls we’ve fallen and another was always there to laugh and then help. Happy wedding anniversary.

Today is the day to celebrate the moment we tied each other forever and were condemned to be happy. Congratulations my love. Open prison is best on your side!

The secret to the perfect marriage is that we never lack for love, beer and good food. Congratulations to us, my love!

I love that we’re friends and we love to play together. Happy wedding anniversary, my love. May the coming years be even more fun.

If you weren’t fun, I wouldn’t even have married you. Thank you for making me happy in another year.

Today is our day, but the dishes are still waiting for you in the sink. Happy wedding anniversary, my love!

Getting married is forgiving even when the other forgets important dates like this. Happy wedding anniversary!

I’m sure we work out because we’re a couple who only fight over silly things, like who’s going to wash the dishes (this time, it’s yours). Happy wedding anniversary!

I married you because you make me laugh until my stomach hurts. Free stand-up is for few. Happy wedding anniversary!

Loving you is easy, hard is loving all your quirks that drive me crazy. Happy wedding anniversary, my love.

I still get completely gobsmacked when I see you because you’re still perfect, perfectly clumsy. Happy wedding anniversary, my love.

Those two young men grew up and became more beautiful and more in love, maybe more myopic too. Happy wedding anniversary, love!

The proof that I love you is that I share my chocolate with you. Happy wedding anniversary!

You taught me to like things I didn’t even know I liked and to be sure of things I hated. Thanks for showing me the new one. Happy Birthday to us!

What brought us together was a common love for clowning. Happy wedding anniversary, my love!

This year we forgot to celebrate, but we didn’t forget to love each other. Happy wedding anniversary, my love. I just won’t forget that you owe me a gift, huh.

I have to confess that I married you because you cook well and would always fill my belly. Happy wedding anniversary!

Another year together and even more certain that I found the right person to share beer and life. Thank you for loving me!

In addition to filling my heart with love, you fill my life with fun. Happy wedding anniversary!

My love, when you make a mistake, first I will say that I warned you and then I will help you. Happy wedding anniversary!

Here, there is no one person more certain than the other, but one always has the final word and you know it’s me. Happy wedding anniversary!

Another year that you irritate me and then you laugh at my angry face. Happy wedding anniversary!

My love for you is as great as my love for sleep. Happy wedding anniversary!

We are imperfect yes and that is what makes us perfect for each other. One completes the other’s annoyance. Happy wedding anniversary!

Thank you for taking my sleeping hobby to another level: sleeping with the love of my life. Happy wedding anniversary!

I was sure it was you when I slept next to you and you woke up perfect. Happy wedding anniversary!

I learned from you that one will always sleep more and the other will have to wait. Happy wedding anniversary!

You pamper me with food and that’s why I love you more every day. Happy wedding anniversary!

We take care of our health together, but we also eat well and drink a beer side by side. Happy wedding anniversary!

Two slackers together got married and enjoy laziness together for another year. So are the two of us. Happy wedding anniversary!

I married the person who always makes me smile and never makes me sad, except when he leaves towels lying around and doesn’t take out the trash. Happy wedding anniversary!

You know my flaws and you still love me. I got lucky, I just need to win the lottery. Congratulations to us for another year of marriage.

It’s respect for the laziness of others that makes our marriage work. Thank you for another year of love.

Marriage is good and it gets even better when my husband cleans the house for me. Happy wedding anniversary!

Today, my best gift will be laughing at all your boring jokes. Happy wedding anniversary!

That’s what marriage is all about: finding someone to share the household chores you both hate doing. Congratulations to us, my love!

We’re imperfect and we laugh at our flaws, that’s what makes us such a good duo, plus you let me eat all your leftover snacks. Happy wedding anniversary!

Balance is everything in this life: me, desperate, and you, patient. Thank you for being the one that balances my outbursts. Happy wedding anniversary!