40 funny family quotes to laugh at everything you do

My family is like this: one crazy person, one even more crazy and everyone trying to get along with each other.

We don’t get along so well, but we also don’t let anyone speak ill of us.

Family is fighting all the time, but pretending that everyone is fine when we’re together.

We are very similar and have the same quirks. We are family!

Family is everyone fighting and suddenly talking again without anyone apologizing.

If you pass near my house and hear screaming. Don’t be scared, we’re just talking.

The best part of the family reunion is the amount of food you have.

There’s always that uncle who tells a bad joke and we laugh out of politeness because our mother taught us to respect our elders.

We are made up of crazy people, but crazy people who love each other above all.

Only I can speak ill of my family. If you speak, know that you will be beaten!

My family is full of beautiful people, the rich ones, will stay for the next incarnation.

A good relative is the one who sends me money, not indirect.

I like to go to my grandmother’s house and find everyone together for a greater good: lunch!

My family can only get together to do two things: eat and drink.

Everyone has that gossip aunt who talks about the lives of all her relatives and if you want the news to spread, just tell her.

In my family, no one will inherit because we weren’t born lucky enough to be rich.

The more cousins, the less gifts from uncles you get.

Being a big family is taking 30 minutes to say hi to everyone and 30 minutes to say goodbye to everyone.

Madness is genetic, so in my family there are only people out of the ordinary.

Growing up is realizing that no adult in your family had any idea what they were doing.

The best part of the family reunion is walking away with a bunch of leftover lunch boxes.

Status: Waiting for the family to gather to hear about everyone’s ruffles.

If there’s one thing my family knows how to do, it’s a beautiful son.

God has blessed us with beauty and intelligence, but he has not blessed us with the gift of speaking softly and listening to each other.

To be with me, you have to be brave, because my family together feels like a madhouse.

It’s a bunch of freaks, but they’re my favorite freaks in the world.

Genetics is a crazy business, it’s amazing how everyone in my family looks alike.

Family, for me, is just my parents and my brothers. The rest are relatives that we like to see a couple of times a year and receive gifts.

Everyone inherits something from the family, I inherited all diseases without exception.

My family loves to talk, but only in person. In the WhatsApp group, it’s total silence!

My family together at home is eita after eita, because there is always gossip about a cousin who lives far away.

My fear is that people will meet my family and not want to know me anymore because they will think I’m crazy just like them.

My family is made up of lively people who like to drink a lot and eat a lot!

We’re a happy family because we’re not afraid to be crazy about each other.

I’m looking for a new family because I’ve memorized all my jokes and I can’t take it anymore.

I know I’m my family’s favorite because when I arrive, everyone stops talking.

Family is good for keeping your memories because they don’t forget anything you do.

Here at home, everyone wants to rush me, they want me to work soon, leave the house soon; what a nuisance, my God! Who loves, implies.

In my family, no one asks for forgiveness, but no one forgets the things we did.

To be happy, I just need my family screaming, making fun.