45 funny gym quotes to laugh while sweating your shirt

I just take time to leave the house because I’m too lazy to go to the gym, but when I get there, I want to do everything quickly so I can leave soon.

I’ve been training for a week and I’m still not hot. There’s something wrong.

My favorite place to gossip is the gym because then I get less tired of training.

I work out so I can eat and drink, getting hot is a consequence.

On Monday, my training is always longer than on Friday. It’s the weight of the beginning of the week

If I had a mattress like mine at the gym, I would go every day.

The longest 15 minutes of my life are warming up on the treadmill.

When the urge to train hits, I run because it doesn’t always show up. If you sit down, she passes.

After training, my body feels like an old complainer: everything I do hurts and he grumbles.

Difficult to control the anxiety of seeing the muscle growing after 1 day of training.

I love the gym, I just don’t like to train.

I like to train, I just wish it didn’t make me so tired.

After leg training, I need a cane to walk straight.

I need to remember that I pay the gym to be able to train because I don’t like to spend money for nothing.

I made a yearly plan at the gym trusting that my future self will make my past money worth it.

I arrive at the gym tired and leave anyway.

To pamper myself, I always eat something delicious after training to condition my good behavior. After all, I’m to be congratulated for training.

I admire those who look good in training. I get disheveled, run down and sweaty.

I’m not going to meet the love of my life at the gym because I’m always in a decaying condition.

I train arm and I can’t hold the cell phone, I train leg and I can’t walk. Am I training or slowly killing myself?

Who’s that hottie in the gym mirror? Ah, I’m the one who trains and I’m hot!

I feel so good after training because I get so tired I sleep like a rock.

I don’t train in the morning because I’m not in the mood to live after killing myself in the gym.

I skipped the treadmill warm-up because the heat of emotions is already alive with each exercise.

The face looks angry at the gym because no one knows what’s playing in my headphones.

Enrollment is done. All I need to do is create the desire to work out and make the money I pay worth.

The training is paid for because it is being deposited on my card every month, not because I am going.

I want to look hot but I don’t want to train, what should I do?

If the gym was at my house, I wouldn’t miss a day, because the problem is getting there.

I like to train, I just don’t like to do it every day.

I create competitions with myself so I don’t give up training when I realize I’m winning.

Training on Friday should bring double results.

The more weight I lift, the more I feel like the gym humiliates me.

I work out so I can drink beer without the guilt of being happy.

They can speak ill of me. When your butt is at the back of your head, you’ll know I use it for fuel to train at the gym.

I confess that I go to the gym more to see my friends than to train.

The more I train, the more I like the result and the less I enjoy the process.

Focus on health and training because if I focus on something else, I go home to sleep.

I think it’s beautiful who wakes up early to work out, I wake up early to stay in bed.

I would like to be those people who train at lunchtime because the gym is empty and no one sees my shame.

Going to the gym is really cool, it’s hard to train and leave after leg training.

If I want to lift a lot of weight, I do, the thing is, I don’t want to.

I go to the gym with make-up on, because my leg is already destroyed. Imagine the face!

I love to exercise, but there are so many other things that I love so much more.

I sent the laziness away and asked him not to meet me while I’m at the gym. It doesn’t always work!