50 sarcastic phrases to send to people who piss you off

My ex says ‘you’ll never find someone like me’… Well, that’s the idea!

Sometimes I wake up sad and then I remember that we are no longer together and everything becomes happiness!

Maybe my happy ending isn’t by your side, because if it were by your side, I wouldn’t be happy.

Let’s love the next one, because the previous one we know didn’t work out.

His eternity only lasted two months.

It’s rude to say “I love you” with a mouth full of lies.

First charm. Then disenchantment. Finally, to each their own.

You don’t have to worry about taking care of my life, after all, when we were together you didn’t worry about taking care of it.

Don’t say you don’t have qualities, that’s an injustice, after all no one lies and deceives as well as you.

I really like to see you walk, far away from me!

The time has come to thank you for your presence in my life and wish you to go far away!

You deserve a better, more beautiful world and preferably far away from mine!

Whether I cried or smiled, the important thing is that I was a muggle and I learned!

I used to cross the ocean for you, today I don’t even cross my fingers.

If playing with my feelings were a sport, you’d have a gold medal.