40 funny friday phrases to enjoy the best day of the week

There’s nothing sadder than waking up, thinking it’s Friday and finding out it’s not.

The best time on Friday is when work is over and you know you won’t have to work again for 3 days.

There are people who are so beautiful and cool that they should be called Friday.

Friday, for me to love you more, only if you fall on a holiday!

When it’s 6 pm on Friday, even the air gets nicer, the birds sing louder and everyone is partying.

Friday is that day when we wake up in a good mood and leave the stress behind only to come back on Monday.

The problem with Friday is that the happy part of it is too short to enjoy.

I look forward to Friday just so I can lie on the couch, watch movies and go to bed early, just like I do every other day.

My Friday is going to be insane, I’m going to grab a heavy duvet, put on a movie that makes you cry and win love from my couch until the wee hours.

The problem with Friday is that it is at the end of the week and the fatigue is accumulated from 5 days of fighting.

Friday is the day to take aspirin as an early hangover treatment.

Today is the day to be fabulous, to shine, to love and to forget that we have responsibility. Today is Friday!

Every Friday I thank God for creating a day of the week that everyone feels good about.

On Friday night, I forget I’m a salaried employee and only talk about good things.

There is a big gap between the first and last Friday of the month. At first, I think I’m king; in the last one, I go back to being a beggar and stay at home because the money has run out.

Lift your head, princess, today is Friday and when it goes past midnight, you won’t be Cinderella again.

They’ll say I’m drunk, and since it’s Friday, they’re right this time.

It’s finally Friday and I can drink without people pissing me off.

Synonymous with joy is being Friday and being able to leave work straight to the bar and not have time to go home.

The problem with rainy Fridays is that we get sad because we don’t have a bae to stay close to watching a movie on the couch.

Friday everyone smiles and it seems that suddenly everyone is rich with joy.

Problems are for later, today is Friday and I’m just happy!

As I’m a prepared person, I’ve already filled the fridge with beer to spend Friday in the pure joy of alcohol.

On Friday, I run from boring people because no one can shake my favorite day of the week.

When Friday arrives I start laughing for no reason, it’s like I’ve been intoxicated with laughing gas.

Last gas, folks. Today is Friday and it’s not long before we embrace the fullness of being happy and not having to work.

Happy hour on Friday is all day because it’s a happy hour only day.

Unfortunately, there is no such thing as one Friday after another and we have to wait 7 days for the next one to arrive.

Friday’s only flaw is that it only has 24 hours.

Friday, you can’t get out of my head, I think I’m in love.

The accumulated sleep of the week is a bonus that we receive every Friday.

Friday is that icing on the cake that we always save for last because it’s the best part.

Friday has a sweet taste that leaves us full of energy to enjoy.

What happens on Friday visits you on Saturday morning with a lot of headache and stomach ache.

Friday is always a hangover, whether it’s drunk or missing what just happened.

Life is too short to spend Friday in a bad mood.

There is a happiness pill, but it only works on Friday.

Friday, if you want, I’ll live right next to you.

It’s a shame that the great love of my life only comes every 7 days and only lasts 24 hours.

Waking up and remembering it’s Friday is like winning the good news lottery early in the morning.