35 funny Easter phrases to joke with friends

I trade my iPhone X for an Easter egg!

Easter Bunny, what do you bring me? 1 kilo, 2 kilos, 3 kilos like that!

I’m doing the math here and this year there will be no way… This Easter, no chocolate eggs, everyone will get just one prayer!

Saturday is for Hallelujah, Sunday is for Easter and Monday for despair!

They’re already selling Easter eggs, but I haven’t even lost the pounds I gained over Christmas…

Happy Easter! Don’t put words in my mouth, put chocolates.

I don’t know whether to buy an Easter egg or an apartment facing the sea.

Since I always end up eating chocolate on Valentine’s Day, someone could give me a boyfriend for Easter.

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The crisis is so bad that I asked the bunny: what do you bring me? He viewed and blocked me.

If the Easter egg symbolizes life, for the price it must be symbolizing the life of Bill Gates.

Malandro is the Easter bunny, who fills you with chocolate and stays only on the carrot.

This Easter, be careful! Chocolate shrinks clothes.

I only pay R$90 for an Easter egg when the candy that comes inside is you.

I’m already treating my rabbit with chocolate, to see if he lays Easter eggs.

I really like Easter eggs, but I still prefer the sweetie that you are.

For the price of Easter eggs, they must be the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Easter egg for R$90 or my kiss for R$0? You choose.

What did I get for Easter? Weight!

Easter eggs costing R$90? What’s inside? Gasoline?

This Easter, I’m seeing that I’m going to eat a lot of eggs… Fried, boiled.

I trade fake people for Easter eggs.

More abandoned than Panettone on Easter Eve.

I went to see the price of Easter eggs, I ended up buying a whiskey.

My social class is one that waits for Easter to buy leftover broken eggs at half price.

For the price of the Easter egg, he should come with a job offer inside.

The number of Easter eggs you earn is inversely proportional to your age.

This Easter, don’t forget that chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from the tree, which makes it a plant. So chocolate counts as a salad!

Easter Bunny, what do you bring me? Endless fats, pimples and blackheads.

I hope that at Easter I don’t have to choose between joy, peace or an Easter egg.

I swear I get in line after eating all my Easter eggs!

May this Easter, your happiness be like a rabbit: reproduce non-stop!

How to stay in shape this Easter? Raise chocolate eggs.

Thinking about quitting my job and selling Easter eggs, because it’s working better.

I feel sorry for the bunny after seeing the price of Easter eggs.

If it’s hard for you, imagine for whoever is dividing Easter eggs 6 times on the card.