32 phrases by Agostinho Carrara to laugh with his eccentric way

The taxi driver is always getting into trouble, but is terrified of having to pay for it.

Bebel, we are fighting money business, money is a material thing. The important thing is that we are well, we are healthy.

It took you over half an hour to get here. It’s in consumer legislation: more than half an hour I don’t have to pay for any pizza.

Make yourself comfortable, the house is yours! It’s poor, but it’s clean.

How can a guy be mugged, kidnapped, murdered in the same day and still run out of gas in the car?

To err is human, blaming someone is strategic.

I believe in a better tomorrow, because tomorrow is Friday.

Lineu, I would like to thank you for this criticism that you, extremely destructive, really helped a lot to raise my morale. Thanks.

Bebel, may I know why you were laughing so hard at the military policeman? Does he have training as a clown too?

It’s time to forget the mistakes of the past and start thinking about the mistakes of the future.

I intend to fight for the poor, right? How much in need. The middle class is also always on the ropes and, as the rich are also people, they also fight for the rich.

We must stop being selfish and start thinking about ourselves.

If life were easy, babies wouldn’t be born crying.

That’s how it is, Maria Isabel, money does a lot of crazy to the head of a normal person, imagine what it won’t do to the head of a person like Tuco.

When you’re sad, sing! You will see that your voice is worse than your problems.

If comfort zone was bad, I wouldn’t call it a comfort zone.

If they talk about you behind your back, it’s a sign that you’re in front of them.

Go home, devil, leave this body that doesn’t belong to you. It is Augustine who is in charge, Augustine is sovereign, Augustine knows what he is talking about.

One day we lose, the next we are defeated.

I cannot make behavioral decisions that are inconsistent with my character’s psychology.

If it’s not going to give an arrow, at least put the tip of the horn out to indicate in which direction you’re going.

Between right and wrong, I do what I want.

A person must be himself, unless he ceases to be himself.

I’m so beautiful that even the mirror copies me.

Happy is he who is not sad.

Money is a traitor. Every time I go out with him, I come back alone.

Look, Lineu, opportunity doesn’t knock twice on the same door. Check me out!

Only those who don’t guarantee themselves in snooker go for aggression.

We are going to be the worst generation of seniors that ever lived.

Maria Isabel, you already asked two questions, I haven’t asked any yet.

That’s what I think, I have a child, right? And he will grow up in the world of technology, it is important for him to know that his father has a dialogue with him in the future when we talk about virtualities.