30 phrases from Everybody Hates Chris to remember this hilarious series

When you’re a kid, one of the most important lessons you learn is that when your parents tell you to do something, you do it.

Men should not be judged by the color of their skin, but by their character.

I had the perfect job, until I found out about the minimum wage.

There’s nothing worse than having a younger brother who’s bigger than you.

You can only be who you are.

Revenge may be cold, but I felt warm.

Sometimes it’s not about being right or not.

I’ll get the syrup!

Greg’s future as a motivation and leadership expert didn’t pan out.

They say that when you’re dying, your whole life flashes before your eyes.

We learned that the reason my mother screamed was not because she liked it. It was because if she didn’t scream, no one would hear her.

My dad wasn’t the “I love you” type. He was one of 4 dads on the block. “See you in the morning” meant he was going to come home. Coming home was his way of saying “I love you.”

Friends don’t let friends die alone.

I don’t need it, my husband has two jobs.

If you lay hands on my son again, you won’t go to jail. I’m going to jail!

Some things are really made not to happen.

There’s no reason to save the Earth if you can’t save people.

If I want people to notice me, I have to earn it.

They say the truth sets you free, but in my case, it only cost a dollar.

Man, she’s so into you!

You can’t give up every time you don’t like something.

I have a magic show for you. I work 2 jobs 7 days a week and every day my money is gone.

I never believed in things like New Year’s resolutions, but for the first time in my life, I remember thinking that dreams come true.

I thought if I showed her how useful I could be, she wouldn’t kill me when she found out.

You can win the battle, but you will end up losing the war.

I wanted to become president because I wanted people to believe in me. But I only won because I believed in myself.

Dude, you’re crazy.

If I didn’t thank the Lord, my mother would send me to thank him in person.

Oh! You know how it is, right?

Seeing my mom so happy made it all worth it.