30 funny motivational quotes to laugh and get inspired

Have you ever heard that phrase: what’s yours is kept? Well, now look for the hideout map.

The important thing is not to win, what matters is to compete without losing or drawing.

Shake off the dust and get back on top! Just be careful with the rhinitis.

Take the lemons that life gives you and make a nice caipirinha.

If your tummy doesn’t want to get flat, then you do.

The money does not necessarily bring us happiness. A person who has ten million dollars is no happier than one who has only nine million.

H. Brown

If life gives you a bar, let it be chocolate.

Think like a ticket. A ticket always wins!

Pursue your goals with the same agility as you run to the bathroom when it’s tight.

If pizza that comes by motorcycle takes time, imagine how long your dreams will take to arrive if you don’t leave the place!

Just as you conquer crushes, you can conquer all your dreams!

Let your fears be as scared as you are when you open your card statement!

Get ready to reach your goals with the same excitement you get ready to go clubbing.

If life trips you, grab the blanket, take a nap and then go in search of your dreams.

If one day life turns its back on you, put your hand on her ass.

Potato when it is born, it spreads on the floor, acting is more important than having motivation.

Google Maps can’t help you find your life’s direction. Find it out!

May your day be Ben 10 and you don’t get discouraged.

Live as if you were going to die, because you will.

If you trip over life’s obstacles, take advantage and do a squat.

No matter how bad the hole you find yourself in, smile. Because there’s still no land on top.

Lift your head, princess. Otherwise the crown falls!

When they call you an amateur, remember: amateurs made Noah’s Ark and professionals made the Titanic.

Sleep late, wake up early, and work very sleepy. But conquer your goals.

Use all the willpower you have to lie down and start solving your problems.

It’s not your sign that gets in your way, you’re lazy. Stop using the horoscope as an excuse and start taking action.

Research shows that if you don’t get out of bed, nothing will happen.

If they talk about you behind your back, it’s a sign that you’re ahead: keep going!

Life is like an elastic sheet, when you hold it on one side, let it go on the other. Still, don’t give up!

Run after your dreams as quickly as you run after the bus.