21 Desperate Facts Only Short Women Know

1. You climb on every possible thing in your house to get objects from high places.

(Stuff in the trunk? Forget it, I only get it again in the next generation)

2. You already have the habit of looking at everyone from the bottom up…

3. And when you put on heels it looks like you’re on top of a skyscraper.

4. By the way, he learned to parade in jump 15 from an early age.

5. Just sit down and it automatically adjusts the seat of chairs and car seats.

6. Even adjusting and readjusting mirrors in shared cars is eternal.

7. And the seat belt is practically a noose.

8. Expensive concert ticket is a waste – after all, you won’t see anything anyway.

9. Having to listen to the maxim: it is in the smallest bottles that the best perfumes are found (and other jokes like “toilet surfer” and “baseboard painter”)

10. On public transport you cling to people so you don’t fall.

11. And going down the step of the bus is a free fall jump.

12. Seated, you can rarely support your foot on the ground.

13. Doesn’t roll being the group selfie photographer

14. When you’re at the bottom of a crowded elevator and need to get off the next floor, it’s almost impossible…

“Oops! Excuse me… I’m sorry… Oops, I’ll come down here… Excuse me!”

15. People tell you they would make you a keychain

16. And they assume you’re cute just because you’re small

17. Hugging is always a difficult choice – face on the navel for men or on the chest for women?

18. And there is always the humiliation of jumping on the counter to ask for the check

19. Do you tend to blind people with an open umbrella on the street?

20. Your boyfriends often have neck pain

21. But at least in group shots you always stand out front and middle

For good and for bad…