20+ Funny situations and comments from innocent kids to make your day better

Everyone knows that children are a source of unexpected humor. They are innocent and still don’t know the world as we adults do. So, every now and then they drop a pearl or two that can make us want to tell everyone and roll over with laughter. Here comes the Frases de Crianças website, a collaborative blog where people send these moments.

O incredible.club gathered some of these reports made by relatives and came to share with you so we don’t stay on that side laughing alone.

“At the family lunch, during the Carnival weekend, a little march began:
— Ô open ‘bags’ that I want to pass on…” (©Guilherme, 4 years old)

“My sister was singing the songs she learned at nursery school when it started:
– My little yellow chick, shit here in my hand”. (©Iasmin, 3 years old)

“Playing with my nephew he said:
— Aunt, I have the power of fire, wind and speed.
– Truth? And what is my power?
“Yours is the power of love.” (©David, 4 years old)

“We were in a health food store buying dried and oilseed fruits. So I asked the attendant:
— See me 100 grams of each?
And my daughter added:
— One hundred grams and without lactose”. (©Cecília, 4 years old)

“My husband asked my daughter:
— Duda, Google the meaning of dreaming about ‘many chickens’.
Leaving the room, my youngest son took advantage:
— Dudley, see also what it means to dream that we are Tom from ‘Tom & Jerry’”. (©Vinicius, 7 years old)

“Victor, shall we have some water?
– Not now.
— Do you like water?
– Taste.
— What about chocolate?
– Taste. I like everything, even nothing.” (©Victor Hugo, 3 years old)

“With the intonation of someone giving orders, my daughter looks at me and says:
“Mommy, flush!” Uuuum… Dooois…
I look at her with an angry face and then she quickly changes her intonation and continues:
— Three little Indians. Four, five, six little Indians”. (©Letícia, 2 years old)

“— Mom, when I grow up, I won’t want to work.
— Why, Ana Luiza?
“Because it’s a lot of work.” (©Ana Luíza, age 6)

“— Mom, did you know that when you get angry, you can have a grimy fit?” (©Gael, 7 years old)

“— Mom, the recipe for the brigadeiro is: powdered milk, ‘convinced’ milk and powdered chocolate”. (©Mariana, 3 years old)

“We were playing superhero, in the biggest mess, when I said:
“Now you’re going to fly.
“No, Uncle. I will break. I have no cape”. (©Dante, 2 years old)

“I took my daughter to get her hair cut and the hairdresser asked:
— How many little fingers do you want me to cut off, Nayra?
“None, Aunt. Just cut your hair.” (©Nayra, 4 years old)

“On Bia’s birthday, she asked her younger brother:
— Pedro, what are you going to get me for my birthday?
– Happiness!” (©Pedro, 5 years old)

“My husband was helping our son get ready for school, but Bernardo was very tricky. So my husband asked:
“Do you prefer the father angry or making fun?”
“I prefer the quiet father.” (©Bernardo, 5 years old)

“Mom, I don’t want to go to ballet class anymore.
— Why, Leticia?
— The teacher wants to teach me how to dance. (©Letícia, 6 years old)

“- Paulo, in mommy’s belly there’s a little brother for you!
He with an angry face asked me:
— Oh, mother! Why did you swallow it?” (©Paulo Ricardo, 3 years old)

“— We could put Maitê in the scout.
– IT IS. because I don’t really listen.” (©Maitê, 3 years old)

“Jonas is not a fan of vegetables and greens. So, to tease, I said:
— Hmm… I eat tomatoes, I eat cabbage, I eat onions…
When, suddenly, I am interrupted with the following line:
“Then stop talking and eat.” (©Jonas, 3 years old)

“— When I grow up, I want to work at NASA!
— Wow, cool, Catarina, are you going to be an astronaut?
“No, I’m going to be an ET.” (©Catarina, 3 years old)

“— It was expensive! It was 80 reais. But I pretended it was a real one and bought it.” (©Hilton, 4 years old)

“— Daughter, do you want your egg fried or boiled?
— I want an Easter egg, Mommy!” (©Melissa, 2 years old)

“I asked the students what art was and Lucas replied:
— Art is an exciting dance that we have inside us”. (©Lucas, 8 years old)

“Ana at her grandmother’s house:
— Annie, you brought the doll to play with, but you put her to sleep. So what did you bring it for?
— Grandma, she’s sleepy. Let me know how to take care of it… You already had your opportunity”. (©Ana, 7 years old)

These kids… are really impressive, aren’t they? Which one did you laugh at the most? Comment!