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It is not very easy to be Brazilian. And we don’t even need to tell you that, reader. But, let’s face it, even in the many adversities of everyday life, we always manage to have some insight or sense of humor to make a joke.
To make your day lighter, the awesome.club researched 15 good phrases said by celebrities that show how Brazilians are always ready for a humorous response even in the most difficult situations.
“I went on a strict diet (…) In two weeks, I lost 14 days”
(Tim Maia, musician)
“Whiskey is man’s best friend. He is a dog in a bottle” (Vinicius de Moraes, poet and composer)
“Money is not everything. Also don’t forget gold, diamonds and properties” (Tom Jobim, musician)
“I don’t use bad words, I say the nickname they put on things” (Dercy Gonçalves, actress and comedian)
“Physical exercise is good when it’s over”
(Drauzio Varella, physician)
“The only prayer that can make us thin is the one we do while running” (Fábio de Melo, priest)
“The gallows is the most unpleasant stringed instrument” (Barão de Itararé, pioneer of political humor)
“I’m not afraid to die, I’m sorry”
(Chico Anysio, comedian)
“If the world is running towards the abyss, step aside and let it pass” (Luis Fernando Veríssimo, writer)
“The Brazilian team does not have vices: it does not smoke, does not drink, does not play” (José Simão, journalist)
“How admirable are the people we don’t know very well” (Millôr Fernandes, writer)
“Weirdest place I’ve ever made love? São Paulo” (Bussunda, comedian)
“If fat was funny, you would buy a kilo of bacon and laugh all year round” (Jô Soares, comedian)
“The sun rises for everyone. The shadow, for those who are smarter” (Stanislaw Ponte Preta, pseudonym of journalist Sérgio Porto)
“The first time I sang in the church choir, half of the faithful changed their religion” (Renato Aragão, comedian)
Do you remember any other funny quotes from famous Brazilians? Tell us in the comments!
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