We all know the irreverent Fábio Porchat and his sharp tongue for comedy. A comedian since 2005, he was one of the founders of the Porta dos Fundos channel, presenter of the Porchat Program, has worked in theater, television, cinema and even gave voice to dub characters for the big screen.
O awesome.club gathered some funny jokes from this comedian to bring a dose of good humor to your day.
“I find the reasoning funny: you can only talk about someone if you are better than that person. The only football commentator in the world would be Pelé” “I’m not feeling well, I ate a lot. ‘Hey, stick your finger down your throat and throw up’. You are crazy. If I could fit a finger, I would have eaten another croquette.” “Dehydrated apple, dehydrated banana… I think ‘dehydrated’ is the technical name for ‘tasteless’! The water should be like a dehydrated Coca-Cola” “Family lunch. There’s always an aunt I never knew existed. Come with the chat: I saw you born. Cool, auntie, and I’ll watch you die”
“I read on the label of a bottle of water: it does not contain gluten. For me, the water only contained water. If it had gluten, I would see it floating” “Tomorrow I’m going to Jalapão. A friend of mine, Judas, asked me, if I could find it, to bring his boots back” “We (Porta dos Fundos) wanted to do a kind of humor that the television said: ‘no, that’s not funny!’. But we think it does. And we decided to bet and do it… and we did it our way. Today, we have more than 4 billion views” “The first version told to the telemarketers is always long and full of details, but, as they transfer us, it decreases in size and increases in terms of hate, fury and swearword”
“If the falls are so beautiful, I look forward to seeing myopia and astigmatism” “So, you’ve already run thirty minutes. He’s exhausted, dead, out of breath. And you look and spent 149 calories. I mean, now you can eat a plum” “At 21 I wanted to know if, at 30, life would be much better. If I could go back in time, I would advise myself to stay calm, calm, because the tendency is to improve… yum” “The good thing about waking up at 7 am is that… anyway, I’m not in a position to reason to complete that sentence” “I was on a flight to São Paulo and met a friend who asked me if I was going to São Paulo. I replied that no, I was changing in Copacabana and that I was not wearing a backpack, but a parachute”
“At the hostel, the shower had hot and cold. Cold came from Alaska, hot came from hell!” “A joke now in Brazil has to be written on the side: ‘joke’. Type ‘does not contain gluten’. ‘This joke contains irony’” “If you wait for someone to call you to do something, you starve to death. So I started writing, acting and directing shows. All at once” “The comedian is a guy who is attentive 24 hours a day to everything and uses a magnifying glass in certain situations”
Porchat is a comedian who manages to make fun of everyday things, but mostly, he usually laughs at himself. And that’s one of the things we love most about him.
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