12 Unsurpassed Children’s Humor Stories

Children have their own view and understanding of the world, as they are not yet limited by standards and prejudices. Therefore, his statements, problem-solving and advice are always surprising and can make any adult smile.

O awesome.club collected stories in which children shine for their intelligence and a great sense of humor.

I was walking with my daughter. She said:

– María is 3 years old and I am 4 years old, lol!

I replied:

I’m 30 years old, lol!

To which my daughter replied:

– 30 years, mom, it’s already “oh-oh-oh” and not “lol”!

I work at a school as a math teacher. I was once walking with my daughter down the street, and during that walk, several times a student approached me asking questions like, “Does a year have 365 days?” “Is an hour 60 minutes?”, however, didn’t say why I needed to know that.

After a while, I saw a group of kids talking about something. It turns out that this student calculated the age of each one of them in days, hours, minutes and even seconds. Everyone felt proud. One had 71,175 hours, the other more than 4 million minutes. In general, everyone was eager to know. But the climax was when a boy approached him, asking him to calculate his age, and the protagonist of this story replied as follows: “You didn’t lend me a bicycle yesterday, so you are 9 years old”. Well done! That little one has a great future ahead of him.

My daughter came home without her sled, saying that a grandfather and his granddaughter had borrowed it. She gave them our address and they promised to return it.

My husband and I were happy, of course, to have raised such a kind and generous girl, but we gave her a little lecture because she had trusted strangers too much.

Two hours later there was a knock on the door. They returned the sled and brought us some sweets. My daughter reached into her pocket and said:

-Now I return your cell phone.

There was a shampoo ad on television:

– Your shampoo solves only one problem and ours solves up to 5!

My daughter (9 years old) responded to the TV:

– Well, then you have more problems than we do.

Sérgio, an 8 year old boy, wanted a brother and was waiting for his arrival. His parents had promised that he would soon move in with them, and finally, that day came, the parents brought a package that faintly shrieked to the apartment.

– We present to you your new brother. Now he’s going to live with us.

Sergio looked suspiciously at the baby’s wrinkled face for a long time. By the minute, he looked more disillusioned.

– Why didn’t they say it would be younger? I thought he would have an older brother! I don’t need a small one, I want a big one!

My son sent me 3 messages one after the other.

1: “Mom, you are the best mom in the world.”

2: “Mom, I love you”.

3: “I got a bad grade on the test”.

When my brother Diego was 5 years old he was kicked out of 2 kindergartens because he was full of love. He kissed all the girls in the group and they refused to go to school because Diego was there! And all day he would run after the girls and kiss them. Neither talking to him nor challenging him gave results.

But in the other garden, one of the teachers gave him an illustrated book for older children about the origin of babies. He stayed with that book all day and in the afternoon the teacher took it back. The next day, Diego went to school and… he didn’t touch anyone else! He stopped chasing the girls. It all ended as suddenly as it had started.

When my brother grew up, I remembered this situation and asked him why he kissed everyone. Stammering, he replied that he liked to kiss. And why did he stop? I was afraid they would all get pregnant!

My niece was watching an opera singer perform and said, “When we yell a lot in kindergarten, they threaten us.”

I got home after work, took off my shoes and jacket. I saw that my niece (5 years old) was visiting and when she saw me she happily approached and said:

– Uncle, look what my grandmother bought me!

She showed me a puppet (man).

I asked:

– Who is it?

– Uncle, don’t you see? It’s the Ken doll! He looks like you. He’s handsome, tall, dark… He just doesn’t have a belly like yours.

Father, what is a real man?

– Well, he is a strong person who loves, protects and takes care of his family!

– That’s great! I want to be a real man, like Mom!

We went for a walk with my kids. Alex, one of them, took two babies and said:

– I’ll go with them!

Isa, the other, replied:

– You are like a girl with her dolls.

He proudly replied:

– I’m their father!

I was traveling through Argentina with my oldest son, 6 years old. After hours and hours of driving, I suddenly heard his voice in the back seat:

– Dad, is this the way to Rosario?

– Correct. It is the number 9 highway that goes from Córdoba to Rosario.

– Don’t talk too much. Just say yes.

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