What would the pantheon of modern Greek gods look like that we all involuntarily worship?

“The gods inherit the qualities of believers”, wrote Stanisław Jerzy Lec, in the book “Disheveled Thoughts”. We decided to develop this idea and the result was a new pantheon of deities, closer to the modern way of life and that we can identify with our neighbors, friends or even ourselves.

But don’t take it too seriously, it’s just a joke incredible.club🇧🇷 We would never try to change a classical tradition so strong and consolidated by the ancient Greeks.

If you always trip over the same stone, you must have invoked this eternal sufferer more than once. This god is an eternal flighty, perhaps because thoughts of him are always elevated to something in the sky. That’s why, here on Earth, he is always the last to understand any situation.

A small and super mischievous deity that goes into the bags we bring from stores and the supermarket. Likes to work in a team. O What did you buy can do irreparable damage to fragile purchases — eggs and tomatoes suffer the most. This god demands gifts in the form of sweets and cookies.

Medaqui is a deity that always receives what What did you buy (his younger brother, according to mythology) found. He has a deep voice and never shows an interrogative intonation, always affirmative. It demands enormous sacrifices from the adherents of medaquism🇧🇷

This deity appears at the end of the day or after lunch. It brings drowsiness and tiredness and takes productivity down an unknown path. He has many brothers, but now we are too lazy to remember who they are.

The deity of the clumsy is represented in all murals with a Nordic cloth. Scientists came to the conclusion that this piece of clothing found its way into It’s OK like that by the work of another god, but they still haven’t been able to explain for sure what this outfit represents. No problems. It’s fine like that.

The goddess of contempt can only be vanquished by the mother’s friend’s son. But they never cross paths, because the mother’s friend’s son is always busy. What she likes to do most is laugh at the reactions of wow🇧🇷

To ease the unpleasant impressions we feel when meeting its owner (annoying), this spirit always surprises everyone with its truthful behavior. He is a faithful friend and although we don’t know how he got there, he is great company. after talking to wow, go away. Don’t talk to god And🇧🇷 He’s always around and he’s very dangerous.

The cruel god of irrefutable evidence is a kind of antagonist of Because yes🇧🇷 According to an old legend, a meeting between And and Because yes ended up with the two hoarse. Since then, they have avoided any kind of contact. Nonetheless, Because yes claims that this happened due to an allergy, and not due to lack of arguments.

She must be invoked when we urgently need to finish a job, a conversation or an unpleasant discussion, especially when we are right. But beware, if your caller has already called And, things can get ugly. As we said, And and Because yes they don’t.

The most curious goddess in the entire pantheon. She is often depicted with her index finger outstretched. There is a belief that by rubbing the finger of Look there, you can come home very late and no curious neighbor will notice.

The stylist deities are those who adjust your clothes inside the closet without you noticing, leaving it a few sizes smaller. If you find a calorie among your hangers, it is better to sell the clothes or even the house, because it is almost impossible to get rid of this pest.

The god with two faces: the side of the temptation to spend all your salary at the beginning of the month and the side of needing to ask friends for a change. In general, ask for money for But how sowho never gets anything back and always forgets to charge or how much he should get.

The god of wrath is quick to make decisions and doesn’t think about the consequences. Known for defeating his younger brother, Medaqui🇧🇷 The other gods believe that the conflictive character is the fault of the god’s young age, something that will be resolved in a few millennia. It’s wait and see.

The most beautiful and jealous of the goddesses and who was once married to drinks🇧🇷 She is always represented with a rolling pin in her hand. According to historians, this scroll represents the volatile nature of the goddess. Her ex-husband understood very well that the play doesn’t mean she’s going to make a pizza or anything. The meaning of the roll is another…

The god of parties, wine and much more. “If it is to have a beer and enjoy a happy hour in the pantheon, call me and I’ll go!” But can’t hear the name of Quenhessa who is already scared to death.

Which of these deities do you most identify with? If you have a deity of your own, share it with us in the comments!