Funny Good Night Phrases: guarantee good laughs!

Goodnight! May all evil turn into money and all envy bring me luck. Amen!

Today I go to bed with my mô… letom.

Good night people! Let’s sleep because it’s free, what it costs is to get up.

Goodnight! If the dream ends, don’t be discouraged, because the bakery has more.

My night will be in 3D: lie down, sleep and rest.

Goodnight! I still haven’t forgiven Noah for putting that couple of mosquitoes in the ark.

Goodnight! I love sleeping, because it’s something I do lying down.

Japa party left… Japacama. Goodnight!

Good night and calm down! Calm down that everything passes, even if it’s over you, but it passes.

The good thing about sleeping is that it has no bad side. Goodnight!

I wish you to have the most beautiful dreams and life keep the best by your side: ME! Goodnight.

Some have money, others beauty… and I’m sleepy. Goodnight!

I like you all! Some I like to have around, others I prefer to keep away. Goodnight!

Goodnight! I’m going to sleep just a little bit because if I’m going to catch up on my sleep, I’ll go into a coma.

Don’t create expectations, create sleep. If it doesn’t work… You sleep!

Sometimes in the silence of the night… I wonder how many hours I have left to sleep.

Sleep is so good! I don’t know why I haven’t been. Goodnight!

In bed I do crazy things… Like dropping my cell phone on my face while typing. Goodnight!

Sleep pushes me and the bed calls me. Goodnight!

I was here thinking about my problems and decided to take action: sleep. Goodnight!

Even Facebook says good night and crush doesn’t! Goodnight!

I think my sleep is betraying me… It spends all day with me and the night disappears. Goodnight!

I was going to sleep happy, until I remembered that tomorrow is Monday.

I’m going to sleep, because the sun won’t shine alone tomorrow. Goodnight!

Everything in life passes, except the desire to sleep and wake up rich. Goodnight!

Sleep is good, but sleeping knowing you don’t have to wake up early the next day is even better. Goodnight!

Goodnight! I’m going to sleep with the angels, because you’re enough with little devils.

My battery is dead, I think I’ll put myself to recharge. Goodnight!

I’m going to sleep because my bed is lacking, missing me. Goodnight!

Let’s sleep because loving is complicated, drinking is expensive and eating is fattening. Goodnight!