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“I love being married, I really do! It’s great to find that special someone you want to spend the rest of your life bothering.” These are the words of Rita Runder, an American comedian and writer who also works as an actress. Based on this, our post shows that being in a relationship is not easy, and that it is essential to understand beforehand that prince charming on white horses simply does not exist.
And speaking of prince charming, the awesome.club introduces you to some boyfriends and husbands who are the exact opposite of these characters.
1. “I fell asleep in the car. My husband told the kids to scream all at once, and when I woke up, I saw this in front of me”
2. When you tell your boyfriend you feel like eating something comforting
3. He knows the real meaning of the word “support”
“When your girlfriend wakes you up at 5am so you can watch her run across a bridge.”
4. “My boyfriend created an advertising brochure for my zen massage venture”
5. “My husband slipped this note under our bathroom door”
“Stop pooping, I miss you.”
6. “My girlfriend had a problem with flies at home. But now it’s fixed.”
“Flies, you’ve been warned.”
7. How to take care of a girl who has just lost consciousness
“Approach for a new cut.”
8. “My girlfriend was hoping to get something round and shiny this Christmas. She’s so lucky to be with me.”
9. “I asked my husband to prepare my lunch today, and I told him to surprise me. This will go great with my afternoon snack.”
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10. “I made her look the other way. And she didn’t suspect a thing”
11. When you break your promise not to eat the last candy
12. Is this a wedding invitation?
13. “My husband can be a pain in the ass”
14. “My partner said he left a present for me on my pillow. But that wasn’t what I expected.”
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“I’m just relaxing in bed.”
16. “I was finding myself in my new glasses…until my boyfriend said I looked like Shrek’s blind mouse”
17. “I thought I looked pretty this morning. But my boyfriend blew it.”
18. “He’s Going to Hell Nonstop. Sure”
19. “My boyfriend has been playing horrible pranks on me”
20. There are no impossible wishes (even if your wishes were 18 carat jewelry) when you are smart enough
This girl’s boyfriend took advantage of the play on English words: “karat” (karat) sounds similar to “carrot” (carrot).
21. “She didn’t give me detailed instructions, so I improvised”
“My girlfriend asked me to fix her boot.”
Do you think these women are happy to share their lives with such cute boyfriends and husbands?
Would you have a relationship with someone with that sense of humor? Leave your comment!
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