80+ Funny but Cute Singers That Will Help You Flirt!

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Whether they’re cute or cheesy pick-ups, funny pick-ups that will make someone laugh, these bold pick-ups will make you stand out – these lines will help you break the ice and start the conversation easier.

Plus, using funny lines shows the playful personality you also have – and who doesn’t like that?!

So whether you are looking for cute lines to tell a person you like or you need some funny lines to text a guy you like, these 101 best funny quotes can help you flirt with.

creative catchphrases

• I hope you know how to do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, because you took my breath away!

• Besides taking my breath away, what else do you do for a living?

• I should complain to Spotify that you weren’t named this week’s hottest single.

• Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

• When I look into your eyes, I see a very kind soul.

• I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I met you.

• I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.

• If you’re here, who’s running heaven?

• It’s no wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if it’s nighttime)—all the sparkle is in your eyes.

• You have everything I was looking for, and believe me – I’ve been looking for a long time.

• You are like fine wine. The more of you I drink, the better I feel.

• Do you have a Band-Aid? It’s because I scraped my knees falling for you.

• Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

• If being sexy were a crime, you would be guilty of the charge.

• You have beautiful curves, but your smile is my absolute favorite.

• I was wondering if you are an artist because you were so good at attracting me.

• It says in the Bible to think only of what is pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day.

• Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

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funny lines

• I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t allow us to bring our own lunch.

• Do you know how beautiful you would look? In my arms.

• I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

• Are you a magician? Strange… every time I look at you, everyone disappears.

• I think something is wrong with my cell phone. Could you try calling him to see if it works?

• Hi, I just wanted to say thanks for the gift. I’ve been wearing that smile since you gave it to me.

• Are you an electrician? ‘Cause you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!

• I’ve heard that kissing is a ‘love language’. Would you like to talk to me about it someday?

• I always thought that happiness started with ‘F’, but mine happens to start with ‘V’ from you.

• I promised that from today I will follow my dream. Can I have your Instagram?

• Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

• If you were a song, you would be the best track on the album.

• I always thought Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth’, but that was before I had the chance to be here by your side.

• Want to go out and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.

• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m looking for.

• Don’t you get tired of wandering around all night in my thoughts?

• You know, they say love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.

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bold sung

• Your hand feels heavy—may I hold it for you?

• Are you a time traveler? Because I already see you in my future.

• I entered the museum by mistake because you are a work of art.

• His smile lit up the whole room and I had to come over and say hello.

• Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh yeah… we only met in my dreams.

• How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

• I can’t tell if it was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.

• I just had to tell you, your beauty made me really appreciate being able to see.

• I don’t know his name, but I’m sure he’s as handsome as you are. I am (your name).

• You’re incredibly beautiful, but I can tell you that’s the least interesting thing about you. I would love to know more.

• The sparkle in your eyes is so beautiful the sun must be jealous.

• One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else compares.

• If I had a penny for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would still only have five cents.

• If beauty were time, you would be eternity.

• I think the only way you’ll look prettier is if I get to know you.

• I don’t know which is more beautiful today: the weather or your eyes.

• Certainty that someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

• In my opinion, there are three types of beauty: Beautiful, attractive and sexy. Somehow, you managed to have all three.

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cute lines

• I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.

• (Holds out hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?

• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try again?

• I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely imagine us together.

• Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.

• Wow, when God created you, he was definitely showing off for someone.

• I’m glad I took out life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

• Excuse me, do you have hours? I just wanted to remember the exact minute I fell in love with you.

• Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

• If I were a cat, I would spend all nine lives with you.

• When I text you good night later, which number should I use?

• I am not currently an organ donor, but I would be happy to give you my heart.

• I was going to say something really cute about you, but when I saw you, I was speechless.

• You know, I believe honesty is the best quality, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.

• I was going to say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he’s already done that.

• You must be a very good thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.

• Can you see if there’s something wrong with my eyes? It’s just that I can’t get them out of you.

• If you lend me a kiss, I promise I’ll return it quickly.

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cheap lines

• My friends bet me that I couldn’t get through to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some drinks?

• Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.

• I just lost my number… can I have yours?

• I was trying to buy you a drink here, but you’re so much better.

• I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I still don’t have your number.

• You: Are you good at math?
He/she: No (or Yes)
You: Neither do I (or me either). But the only number I care about is yours.

• I’m surprised that restaurant/bar/etc. hasn’t asked you to leave yet. You’re so beautiful you’re making every other girl look bad.

• Sorry, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

• Are you good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.

• It’s never easy to meet a complete stranger—especially someone as handsome as you—without being properly introduced. But can we try anyway?

• I wish I had paid more attention to science in high school because you and I both have chemistry and I want to know all about it.

• Hi, my name is (your name) but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.

• I know you? (beat) Oh, sorry, you just look like my next girlfriend.

• If I asked you on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

• Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.

• You know, I’m terrible at flirting. How about you try to catch me instead?

• Do you have a name, or can I just call it ‘mine?’

• I’m still not sure what it is, but something about you seems very interesting.

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