70 lazy phrases to laugh and reflect on those very lazy days

It’s not laziness, it’s strategic redirection of vital energy.

My laziness is so great that I don’t have the strength to fight it from so much fatigue.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before being tired.

Jules Renard

Okay, laziness! I understand that you are in love with me.

Laziness is the mother of progress. If man wasn’t lazy to walk, he wouldn’t have invented the wheel.

Mario Quintana

The dark circles are because I overslept and the sluggishness is because I just woke up. Too many hours of sleep are also tiring.

It’s not laziness, it’s a calmer and more peaceful lifestyle.

Don’t they say that life goes round? So I stay here in my corner waiting for her to come by and get a ride. So I don’t need to make an effort, do I?

Overcoming laziness is the first thing that man must seek if he wants to be master of his destiny.

Thomas Atkinson

I even wanted to overcome laziness, but just thinking about it made me feel tired that I think it’s better to let it go.

Laziness walks so slowly that poverty easily overtakes it.

Benjamin Franklin

I have nothing against things that come easily, because they are much less work than others.

Weather Forecast: Blows from laziness and sleep during the day.

Face laziness, defeat tiredness and overcome challenges.

Start your day by washing away all the laziness, removing all the pessimism and embracing all the love your heart is capable of feeling.

Prevention is better than cure. I’m not lazy, I’m just preventing fatigue!

If it weren’t for laziness, what would be the companies manufacturing mattresses, beds, hammocks, chairs, and more. Everything has a good side, just look carefully and preferably in a horizontal position.

Laziness moves man. For example: from bed to kitchen.

They say life is made of choices, it wasn’t me who wanted it, but laziness looked at me, came and stayed.

A question: do those who are lazy go to hell or do they send for home?

So much laziness in my blood that the animal that bit me is there, sleeping.

My sleep is equal to the number 8, lying down becomes infinite.

I’m too lazy to be serious.

Manoel de Barros

Envy and laziness go hand in hand. Watch out!

Walmont di Castro

In the absence of anything else to do, I remain idle.

If success was in the comfort zone, sloth would be king of the jungle!

Every lazy person has a stressed person who stresses out to keep the lazy person’s laziness.

Brazilian Marislei

Those who are silent do not always consent. Sometimes a person is just too lazy to discuss nonsense.

Does laziness kill? I died!

Statistics say that people spend a third of their lives in bed. I’m dying to prove this theory.

I wake up thinking about when I can sleep again.

I’m too lazy to walk, imagine running after people.

I’m only lazy three days a week: today, yesterday and tomorrow.

They say working doesn’t kill anyone, but it’s better not to risk it.

With sleep I go to bed, with sleep I get up.

But what a good laziness, it leaves me here for nothing. Today no one is going to ruin my day, I’m just going to spend energy to kiss your mouth.

Charlie Brown Jr

Half of me is lazy, and the other half is too.

Laziness is the best of the seven sins, as it prevents you from committing the other six.

My ambition is undermined by laziness.

Charles Bukowski

Laziness is the mother of all vices, and as a mother, it must be respected.

Two are the deadly sins that generate all the others: laziness and impatience.

Franz Kafka

They say that “beauty is in the eyes of the beholder” and I can guarantee that “laziness is in the body of those who feel it”.

The first step to failure is the famous “then I’ll do it”.

I’m hugs, smiles, cheer, good mood, sarcasm, laziness and sleep! Loud music and silence.

If anyone knows any way to make money off laziness, let me know. I need.

Laziness level: breathing out of obligation.

The worst thing is when you combine sleep with hunger, I’m not sure if I eat or if I prefer to sleep hungry.

Guess who’s full of energy? That’s right, the electric fence. Because I’m dead, I can’t stand waking up early anymore.

I just don’t kick the bucket, because then I’ll have to go get it.

I don’t wake up in a bad mood. I just wake up being lazy to be nice.

Don’t let laziness stop you from achieving your dreams!

Brazilians are lazy even in the anthem: lying in a splendid crib.

I have a motto, since it’s to do little, I’d rather do nothing.

I prefer a lazy person to do hard work. Because she’ll be able to find an easier way to do this job.

bill Gates

Today, be the awesome person you were too lazy to be yesterday!

It is not laziness that is the enemy, but immorality.

Raul Pompéia

Leave all excuses and laziness aside and remember this: you can do it!

Zig Ziglar

I don’t know how I manage to be so ambitious and lazy at the same time.

I swear I’m not going after laziness, it’s what comes to me. He doesn’t even have the courage to look for it.

My only pleasure is laziness, which naturally discards all others.

I am living proof that laziness doesn’t kill.

Lazy is a very strong word. I prefer “selective participation”.

There is no room in my heart for anyone else, sleep is the great love of my life.

Never give up your dreams. Keep sleeping!

I’m not lazy, I’m just saving energy.

People aren’t lazy, they just have goals that don’t inspire them.

Tony Robbins

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Poverty has never been undone by idleness or laziness.

Cervantes

I’m lazy about everything that isn’t amazing.

Tati Bernardi

I still don’t understand why I have to make my bed every morning when I have to undo it at night. They say I’m lazy, in my view, I’m practical.