65 funny compliment phrases full of good humor to captivate your crush

Monalisa would be the greatest work of art in the world if you didn’t exist.

I searched and found a total of zero flaws in you!

If you were a theorem, you would be Pythagoras. Complicadinha, perfect and the only one capable of building my world!

You are as perfect as a nonstick skillet.

Are you beautiful like this always or only when you breathe?

What are you doing outside the museum? Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you were a work of art!

If every time I thought about how beautiful you are, a piece of me disappeared… Oops, where am I?

Surely, haste is your enemy! Hi perfection!

I didn’t know that flower grew on asphalt.

Your beauty makes my heart beat out of time.

Karyne Santiago

I practically only feel comfortable when I’m around you. You are like the sweatshirt of my life.

You make me happier than a sale.

I didn’t know you had superpowers. There are times when you look beautiful, but there are times when you look spectacular!

For sure, its perfection is being studied by NASA!

You look pretty, right? Congratulations, because you are!

It would be strange if I didn’t fall in love with this perfection of nature!

So beautiful that I need to comment your pictures with my feet because my hands are busy clapping you.

Beloved, you don’t get tired of being perfect, do you?

You are prettier than those refrigerators that pour water straight from the door.

Are you sure you’re not on the wrong planet? Because your beauty is out of this world!

Hey, where’s your flaw?

I forget how to walk when I pass in front of you… Your perfection distracts me!

You’re not the Girl from Ipanema, but you’re the most beautiful and graceful thing I’ve ever seen.

If I were a building, your smile would be a wrecking ball!

You are so beautiful that your name should be a compliment.

Aren’t you ashamed of stealing everyone’s beauty just for you?

If you were a stove I would kiss all your mouths.

I am grateful for two things in life: your existence and chocolate!

Is your name a lie? Because you’re too beautiful to be true!

Aphrodite took great care to make you!

If there’s one thing I like about you, it’s that I like more than one thing about you.

You are not asthmatic, but your beauty is breathtaking!

Karyne Santiago

You are so beautiful that when you were born your mother didn’t just give you birth, she gave you all the energy company

So beautiful that I need to prepare myself psychologically to admire it.

I think the hardest part of being your friend is pretending I like my other friends as much as I like you.

His smile stuck to my head, like nest milk sticking to the roof of my mouth.

Are you always this hot or are you dressed up as lasagna today?

I’m sure you tested positive for Beauty-virus and I’m not asymptomatic.

Your voice is so beautiful I want to hug your throat!

I’m immune to anything but your smile.

Other than food, you’re my favorite thing.

In the “Miss Love of My Life” contest, you are the champion!

If beauty came from eggs, you would own the entire farm.

If beauty in that jail you’d get life in prison.

If you were a sandwich your name would be X-Princess.

If perfection doesn’t exist, I must be hallucinating when I see you.

If I drown in your beauty, am I entitled to mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

Your mother must have made you in a circus, because… Look, you’re a spectacle.

Wherever you go, you leave love and wonders scattered everywhere.

You can suspend the starter, because the main course has just arrived!

Funny that when I saw you, I realized that dreams can really come true.

You’re not Stranger Things, but you make my world upside down.

You don’t make it easy with the competition! Your little face makes everyone around you look ugly.

Your beauty may not set the table, now, a smile on my face… Ah, that’s right!

When I look at you, a verb is conjugated: I see that my more than perfect future exists.

I practically understand the effects of global warming when you’re around.

There is no such thing as beauty being relative when it comes to you.

Besides beautifying the world, what do you do for a living?

NASA studying the way humans get to Mars and I just want to get to you and “love you”.

Practice, makes my life easier, warms up… I’m not talking about the Air-Fryer, but about you.

Look if that’s not my “happily ever after” talking!

Funny… I always thought angels had wings, but you prove to me that they don’t always.

We are friends, but I just want to know when I can switch to the “premium” package in our relationship!

My favorite song is not on my playlist, I only listen to it when you laugh.

If you’re with me, even taking out trash seems like an enjoyable activity.