60 funny love phrases to amuse hearts in love

A heart is not a pamphlet on the street, to be given to the first one who passes by.

– Give me a chance to make you happy? – And I’m sad, by any chance?

What’s the point of having money and being unhappy in love? GO!

It just wasn’t love at first sight because I’m nearsighted.

Love is blind, but neighbors are NOT!

Fall in love with someone who kisses you slowly but responds quickly.

My love for you is like your hunger, it never ends!

I will love you from March to January, because February is Carnival.

If I had a dollar every time I think of you, I would be thinking of you in Paris.

Love is a mixture of beauty and patience: if it works, great… If not, patience!

April 1st is a great day to declare yourself to those you like… If she dumps you, just say it’s a lie!

I can’t even find the tip of Durex, imagine the love of my life.

Love is not what you spend your whole life trying to define… It’s called abs!

I’m going to date a calculator, at least she knows how to value me.

I’m dating you, but you still don’t know it…

I just don’t date you because I don’t know if you could handle so much happiness!

The four most important words in a relationship: I do the dishes!

Love is like grass: you plant it, it grows, then a cow comes and ends it all!

How horrible it is to have feelings… I’d rather be a piece of wood!

Looking for a funny relationship. Because seriously I’m giving up!

In terms of love, I’m always repeating the year…

Do you know what’s wrong with you? Not wanting to be my good!

If I texted you drunk, it’s because I LOVE YOU YES!

Valentine’s day coming up… Someone has little time to fall in love with me!

When someone is running after me… It will be a robbery, because love is difficult!

True love is eating only half of the snack and giving the rest to the loved one…

In the land of WhatsApp, a call is proof of love!

Date someone who makes you break your bed, not your face.

I think the bakery is open, because the dream I want is online.

I owe the bank so much that if I call someone I love, he’ll come and take it.

Don’t marry for money, you can get a cheaper loan!

Do you believe in love at first sight? No? So wait I’ll pass again.

If you’re not willing to look like an idiot, you don’t deserve to fall in love.

Don’t let anything discourage you, even a foot in the ass throws you forward.

For love and cachaça we always say never again, but only while the hangover lasts.

Love is really blind… Because it doesn’t see me at all!

I miss my ex… Wonderful experience of kissing your mouth!

I love you with all my belly! I would say with all my heart, but my belly is bigger.

I’m not Rexona, but I would never leave you.

Date me, I’ll buy you snacks!

Real love is being together at PT time.

Let’s kiss until Brazil gets better!

I wanted to be the love of your life… Too bad you don’t want the same!

I love you because you are almost like me and I am perfect.

If love is fantasy, I find myself in the middle of Carnival!

Vinicius de Moraes

My bed is asking if you want to spend a night with me…

Proof of love is sharing your chocolate.

You are the missing nail in my Havaiana.

I don’t mean to brag, but I look like the love of your life.

With the price of gas… Picking you up at home is a proof of love!

I so wish you wouldn’t run away from me, but if it was me, I would!

Clarice Falcão

Everything I like visualizes and doesn’t respond!

My love for you may be eternal, but I’m not.

I wish you all the best, including me.

I don’t promise you any fairy tales, but… That’s all, I don’t want to compromise.

So what are you guys dating? At least I have an outlet next to my bed…

Love doesn’t charge you all the time… The name of it is a bank!

Our love ended so fast it looked like an advertisement for Jequiti.

With more need than health plan for the elderly over 90 years old…

Love is a wonderful thing… For others, because for me… It’s just disaster!