55 funny quotes for boyfriend that will make him more in love

Of all his qualities, that of having me as his girlfriend is my favorite.

You never get in my way when you make me stop what I’m doing to give me a kiss.

I’m going to gift-wrap myself and give it to you on your birthday.

I love you more than I love to eat. And eating is my favorite thing in my entire life!

Life is so good by your side that I can no longer tell when I’m awake or when I’m dreaming.

If loving you is a crime, we’ll have to live on the run because I won’t stop being an outlaw.

I love you because, in addition to filling my heart, you fill my belly.

There is only one medicine that can cure me, your kisses and your caresses.

Sometimes I pinch myself to see if I’m dreaming that I found the best boyfriend in the world.

Love is making jokes together and making jokes about each other.

I don’t make you king of my heart because we live in a democracy, so I elect you as my president.

His eyes look like a chain, when I look at them, I get stuck.

For you, I was cold, hot and thirsty, but I couldn’t go hungry.

I knew you were the one when you came to me and said do you want me to cook for you?

We think that after so much time together, stomach butterflies have gone to sleep, but mine get crazier than I do when they see you.

It doesn’t have to be your birthday for me to congratulate you on being so beautiful.

I may be going crazy, but I see you in everything I do.

First you conquered my stomach, then my heart.

You look like the love of my life and a person who will love even my madness.

I have no flaws, so I’m sure it must be easy for you to date me and love someone so perfect.

Sometimes I stop and think: who did you have to bribe to be lucky enough to date someone as beautiful as me.

If I hold you in me, you’ll have no choice but to be mine forever.

Our love is like Kinder Egg, delicious and full of surprises.

Nothing makes me happier than when, in addition to cooking, you do the dishes.

You’re already beautiful, but when you’re by my side, you’re perfect.

Your smile held me and took me with you when you left, now you will be forced to have me as a prisoner of your love.

I never get cold because our love is involves.

Our love is the missing ingredient to make life well seasoned.

Couple who get drunk together, stay together when the hangover hits and one needs to take care of the other.

My bed is missing you. You won’t miss her for long, will you?

At breakfast, I accept your kisses as payment for our night of lovemaking.

Our love is priceless because it’s made of a gem that hasn’t even been discovered yet.

I need to tell you something very serious. I can’t hide anymore. I tried to deny it, but I can’t anymore. It’s hard for me to admit it, but between us it’s over… distance is over. I’m falling for yours and I can’t wait to spend my whole life by your side.

I love you, that’s why everyone sleeps with their own blanket so they don’t have a fight.

Because I love you, I never leave you in a vacuum on WhatsApp when you message me. I hope it’s reciprocal.

We can no longer deny appearances, disguise the evidence that you have the best girlfriend in the world.

Caroline Oliveira

You walked through the door of my heart, I locked it and threw away the key. There’s no way to escape anymore.

It scares me every time I remember that happiness got the better of me when it introduced me to you. Your fault!

Attention: we request that you attend immediately. Reason: we like your hug, responsible for making it seem like the chaos is over and there are only the two of us in the world. Please attend the board and deliver your hug. Failure to comply with the measure is subject to a fine of kisses and treats as payment!

Caroline Oliveira