50 funny mother quotes that everyone has heard in their life

Being a mother is always being in “energy saving” mode because you had little recharge time.

I learned to laugh softly just so my son doesn’t hear that I’m laughing at him when he says something wrong but funny.

When your mom said “take a cold sweater”, you’d better take your cold sweater because if it wasn’t cold, now go.

Being a mother is “can’t wait to have time alone” mixed with “can’t stay away from children”.

If I’m going to look and find, you better learn to run.

Mom should compete in target shooting, because she never misses when she throws a flip-flop.

The M for mother and “manda” and the F for son and “do whatever the mother says”.

For my mother, nothing is my merit. I was just supposed to do it and I did.

I won’t say it again because you were supposed to be gone when I said it the first time. It’s for yesterday!

For a mother, the child doesn’t grow, he just changes the way he needs us.

I’m only afraid of my mother when she calls me by my full name.

My mother taught me a lot about the law, rights and duties: her word is always the last one and I don’t even argue or appeal.

Being a mother is wanting your children to grow up soon, while wanting them to be small forever.

Being a mother is always pointing out your children’s flaws, but showing a huge pride that you have in front of strangers.

Studying is your only obligation, so don’t come home with a red note.

Being a mother is collecting matching pots, being jealous of pans, but borrowing your clothes.

All me in this house. If I disappear, you won’t be able to do anything.

Being a mother is knowing that love is tireless work: cleaning the floor so the children don’t touch the dirt and knowing that everything will be as before in the next few minutes.

A happy child is a reflection of a mother who is balancing a thousand plates at once.

I will not live forever. So, try to learn to do things soon.

If every time I took something I put it away, the house is always tidy and I don’t get irritated.

It’s great to be a mother, especially when the kids are sleeping.

When you have kids, you do it your way. For now, it’s still mine.

When a mother says “at home, we talk”, know that the conversation will not be so nice.

A perfect mother is one who is trying, because the one who is succeeding doesn’t exist.

When I ask, it’s to be done, because mom doesn’t ask, mom commands.

This gift was expensive, so be careful because it will be the only one of the year.

Mom needs to talk to her kids every day to make sure they are okay and she can relax.

I know I’m a good mother, but I hide the toys that irritate me so I don’t make myself more stressed.

I’m tired, but when I see my son’s smile and his little progress, I get a little more excited and forget about the scribbles on the wall.

Mother only survives her children’s adolescence, becoming a teenager again.

When I’m gone, you’ll appreciate me!

It’s very difficult to be a mother and not judge yourself, so I just accept and live.

My son is everything to me, but sometimes I would like to take some time off from him.

When my son starts going out at night, I’m going to go back to not sleeping because I’m going to stay awake in the living room until he arrives.

When people want to say I’m doing something wrong, I just want to send my kids to prove they’re better than me.

In the phrase “I never went to the bathroom alone again”, the subject is a mother. Pleasure, the mother is me!

I’m a good mother, but I also talk screaming to see if they understand my command.

Go cry to daddy, mommy just needs 3 minutes of silence.

I can’t remember the last time I really slept. Lately, I only rest my eyes for a few minutes.

Ever since I became a mother, I miss simple things, like getting a hot cup of freshly brewed coffee.

My mother loves to criticize me, but she is the first one who defends me when someone criticizes me.

I never feel ugly because my mom always tells me how beautiful I am.

My son thinks he can talk loudly to me just because I talk loudly to him.

To my mother, everyone I know is a suspicious person.

To recognize a mother of a small child, just look at that woman who looks more tired.

You have to have a lot of courage to repeat what you said, huh, boy. Let’s see how long it lasts!

I can say what I want, I’m your mother. You can’t, because you’re my son.

I don’t care if your friends do it that way, you’re my son, you’re not everyone and you’re going to do it my way.

My daughter has to be tidy so they don’t think I’m sloppy.