50 funny brother-in-law quotes that show how well you guys get along

You could be my brother, but I’m glad you’re not. So I can send you away when your joke isn’t funny.

I love my brother-in-law, even more when he buys me beer.

A good brother-in-law has to have money so he doesn’t keep borrowing from me.

I like my brother-in-law, he made my sister stop bugging me and bugging his.

I feel sorry for my brother-in-law who has to put up with my sister’s bad temper.

My brother-in-law won me over because whenever he comes to my house, he brings me food.

You are the brother I never wished I had, but now I have to put up with.

Brother-in-law, this month I’m going to need to sell you to pay my credit card.

We start dating and a combo comes: the girlfriend and brother-in-law!

Glad you exist, brother-in-law. So there’s someone in the family with worse jokes than mine.

When my brother-in-law joined the family, I found someone more cachaceiro than me.

You’re my favorite brother-in-law and it’s not even because you buy me beer and food.

The good thing about having a brother-in-law is having someone to always blame things.

Why complain about your mother-in-law if complaining about your brother-in-law makes better jokes?

You’re like a brother to me, brother-in-law. That’s why I don’t give you easy and really irritate you.

I gained a looser, more boring brother when I met my brother-in-law.

I like to complain about my brother-in-law out of habit, but he’s actually really nice.

When I’m with my brother-in-law, we’re like two kids who only know how to fight.

I want to be just like my brother-in-law when I grow up and can handle drinking as much as he does.

Never lend your brother-in-law money, he won’t pay you back and will pretend it never happened.

I like my brother-in-law because he funds all my barbecues.

I have nothing to complain about my brother-in-law. Aside from the bad jokes, he’s a good person.

My brother-in-law doesn’t know when to stop and has gained a reputation as the worst joker in the family.

Glad you came to take my sister out of the house, I couldn’t stand her here anymore.

I gained a brother-in-law when I started dating and I don’t know what to do with this gift.

Brother-in-law, I’m glad you’re nice. The beauty was all for your sister and my girlfriend.

Every family has a cool ugly. In ours, it’s you, brother-in-law.

Training hard not to look like my brother-in-law: beer-bellied.

Brother-in-law, get rich soon because I’m just waiting for this to assume I like you.

Brother-in-law, isn’t it time to go to your place and get out of mine for a while?

The guy was my friend and he took advantage of our friendship to date my sister. See if you can!

My brother-in-law’s audacity to come to my house and get my TV, I respect.

I respect my brother-in-law because he has to be patient to put up with my sister all the time.

Brother-in-law, whenever you want, know that I’m ready to have nephews.

My sister so beautiful, chose a funny guy. That’s the most I can praise you, brother-in-law.

Brother-in-law, if you come with beer, I’ll let you in.

I’ll only like my brother-in-law if he pays for my lifetime supply of beer.

A good brother-in-law is the one who knows when to leave because he is already becoming a resident of our house.

I like my brother-in-law for a short period of time. Then I just want him to go to his house and take my sister.

Love for brother-in-law is going out with my girlfriend and taking the guy with her.

My brother-in-law is very lucky and it’s not even for dating my sister, it’s for having me in his family.

I was not lucky to have a good brother-in-law, but mine was lucky to have the best: me!

I love my brother-in-law because I never spent more on Uber after I met him.

My brother-in-law has a future as a circus clown.

My sister hasn’t found a handsome guy, but at least she’s found one who will make her smile.

A good brother-in-law is hard to find, but mine is good enough.

For the love of my sister, I put up with my brother-in-law and even laugh at his jokes.

Brother-in-law, you’re family, so you can start washing dishes now.

I like you, brother-in-law, even more when you barbecue for me.

My brother-in-law doesn’t admit it, but he started dating my sister just to become my friend.