46 drunk phrases for those who stumble but don’t fall

Drink is man’s worst enemy, but the man who runs from his enemies is a coward.

A hangover is the price you pay for something I can’t even remember, but I know it was fun.

It’s better to be a known drunk than an anonymous alcoholic.

Avoid the hangover, stay drunk!

I only drink in a few circumstances: when I’m happy, when I’m sad, when I’m alone, when I’m with someone, when I’m not hungry and when I’m hungry. Other than that, I don’t even touch my drink. Unless I’m thirsty.

If you pass alcohol on your hands you are immune to various bacteria, drinking then, you are almost immortal!

When I was a kid, I was terrified of drunks. Now I know that we don’t hurt anyone.

In drunk land, gel alcohol is pate.

I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings, I go to parties.

Don’t drink and drive… You might run into a ditch and drop your glass.

If alcoholism is a disease, you should have a medical certificate for a hangover.