45 logo me phrases that sum up any situation

Did you want to kick my ass? So I don’t even have an ass.

Did you think I wouldn’t let go? Soon I, the OLX.

Did you deceive me? Soon I, pot of ice cream with beans.

Did you want to be dry with me? Soon I, mistress of the desert.

Did you wind me up? Then I, the cache.

Want to be a dog with me? Soon I, the owner of the kennel.

Did you try to bring me down? Then I, who live lying down.

Soon I, determined not to believe anyone else, went to make an exception for you, who betrayed me the most.

Soon I, who was always a flower, life wanted to make me a thorn.

Did you make me a clown? Soon I, the owner of the circus!

Soon I, who always thought it was cool to be so wrong, I who not always calm, but never worried.

Charlie Brown Jr.

So I, who didn’t like anything, liked you so much.

Did you put me down? Then I, who descend to the floor.

And then I, who always wanted more hours in the day, today I beg him to be as brief as possible.

Did you hurt my feelings? Then I, the nurse.

Did you mean I was wrong? Then I, the mistress of reason.

Did you think I wouldn’t hold this bar that is liking you? Soon me, fan of Black Race.

Treated me like a child? Soon I, the queen of the shorties.

Did you ask me to delete your number? So I, who never even saved.

Do you want to give me ice? Soon I, iceberg that sank the Titanic.

Did you give me cake? Then I, Dona Benta.

Did you try to wind me up? Then I, the headset.

Did you try to bring me down? Soon I, Nazaré Tedesco.

Did you want to throw me into the deep end? Soon me, Samara.

Did you think I was going to call? So I don’t have credit.

Want to lie to me? Soon I, pregnant with Taubaté.

Did you want to make drama on me? Soon I, Maria do Bairro.

Did you think I wasn’t going to explore? Soon I, Pedro Álvares Cabral.

Did you give me a kick? Soon I, pocotó mare.

Did you want to ice me? Then me, Elsa.

Did you want to make my life hell? Then I, Satan.

Did you try to demote me? So I, who am 1.50m tall.

Did you want to explain to me how to raise my child? Then I, who am a mother!

Did you make me feel bad? Then I mix vodka with beer.

Did you want to be fake with me? Soon I, 3 reais note.

Did you want to be better than me? So I, leonine.

Did you want to be rude to me? Soon I, Arian.

Did you want to play detached with me? Me, Aquarius.

Did you want me to make up my mind quickly? So me, Libra.

Did you want to be stubborn with me? Me, Gemini.

Did you want to be cold and calculating with me? So me, Capricorn.

Did you want me to forget the hesitations? So me, Cancer.

Did you criticize me? So me, Virgo.

Did you want to play sensitive on me? Then I, the Pisces.

Did you want to talk some dirty things to me? Me, Scorpio.