45 funny phrases for a good weekend to have fun and rest

The weekend is here, don’t choose to spend it all in bed, but if you want, it’s free!

Every day of the week I spend with Squidward humor, the weekend comes I look like SpongeBob. I wonder why?

Weekend mode will be activated in a few seconds, don’t come to me to talk about work. In the second, it will be the work that will speak about me.

As much as I worked this week, I needed a 7-day weekend off.

You have to love the weekend like there’s no Monday, but don’t tell him, otherwise you do like all crushes: he runs away.

Smile, the weekend is here and with it the desire to make memories. Let’s just go, after all, disappointments in love are not done alone.

The problem with the weekend is that it doesn’t last long, goes by quickly and is still missed.

May tears only find me on Monday, because the weekend is reserved only for smiles.

Buckle up, because the weekend is starting to take off with turbulence forecast. Stopped, we won’t stay!

This weekend, what has a limit is the municipality… And my credit card!

I made room in the fridge because this weekend, I won’t be sober until Monday starts.

If it’s sunny, we drink outside; if it rains, we drink at home. Nobody holds!

The weekend starts happy because it starts with “just joy”.

May the weekend last longer than my patience!

Caroline Oliveira

The proof that I fall in love quickly is how sad I am when the weekend is over. The damn thing always leaves me.

The weekend goes by fast for us to miss you and wait for the next one.

The best way to enjoy the weekend is to do what you like best, in this case, nothing.

Spending the weekend dating is good because you have someone to fetch things for you when laziness strikes.

A quiet weekend is good for mosquitoes, I like the hustle and bustle.

If everyone loved each other like they love the weekend, life would be a better place.

If there was one more day between Saturday and Sunday, my quality of life would be tripled.

My plan for the weekend is to leave the house and only come back when she misses me.

If you see me at the club this weekend, say hello because this is a rare scene.

I already put on my clothes to enjoy the weekend: my pajamas!

My weekend will be all joy because the salary just dropped into the account.

The expectation for the weekend is always more intense than the weekend itself.

I’m going to spend the weekend forgetting that the second one will arrive so I don’t suffer before the time.

I got to know several new places on my weekend, for example, the living room, the kitchen, the bedroom…

I’m so wrapped up in making plans and when I see it, the weekend has passed and I haven’t been able to do anything.

I don’t want the weekend to go by quickly because I want to have more time to do nothing.

I made a deal with the weekend: it goes by slowly and I enjoy every second.

For this weekend, I’ll accept someone who pays for my beer… It’s not flirting, it’s because I really don’t have any money.

I pretend I don’t want to do anything on the weekend, but it’s because my wallet forbids me to leave the house.

The weekend will only be perfect when it lasts 5 days.

A sunny weekend for us and rain on Monday.

Don’t create expectations for the weekend so you don’t get frustrated when you don’t feel like doing anything.

May my weekend not be spoiled by the arrival of Monday because it will be a holiday.

I’ve already separated the wines and the movies and I’m going to spend my weekend just fine, just the way I like it.

Two perfect days to sleep and I hope insomnia doesn’t bother you.

I start drinking on Friday and I don’t stop until Sunday night because Monday forces me to.

Living a complicated relationship with the weekend. He always disappears when I want him around!

If Monday turns into a weekend, I’ll stop talking bad about her.

The weekend is faster than the speed of light and there’s nothing to prove otherwise.

The best company for my weekend is my bed.

The defect of the weekend is that he likes to run and manages to go faster than the other 5 days.